Go to a sporting goods shop and try a few on. The trick is to put it on, sinch it up, put your calls in it (yes, bring them with you), then jump up and down, do the twist, squat, sit, ect. the one that makes the least noise...buy it. Don't worry about anything else. so what if it doesn't have a cushion..they are cheap. You can just buy one. Don't get cought up in the fashion show...it plagues turkey hunting as much as it does waterfowling. Hope that helps.
remember that it's all about patience.
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