mayhem96 wrote:Keep your decoys. But, they are out there...and so is Bigfoot
And I thought Rochester, MN was "home of the giant goose"
cluckmeister wrote:I went to Texas once, stopped at a bar and ordered a beer, the bar tender brings me glass that would hold a gallon , I said damn that's big for a beer, he replies, Mr you're in Texas, everything's big down here. I sat there a while trying to down this beer and decided to order a ham sandwich, well the bar tender then brings me a whole loaf of bread and a shank of ham, I said damn I just wanted a sandwich, he replies Mr, Youre in Texas, and, everything's big in Texas. After drinking the beer I was a bit toasted and needed to go pee, I asked the bar tender where the bath room was, he says down the hall 2nd door on the right, I staggered down the hall and upon opening the 1st door on the right I immediately fell into the swiming pool thinking it was the crapper , I yelled don't flush it ,don't flush it. Moral of the story every things bigger in Texas so I guess a 24 pound goose wouldn't be out of the question. LOL
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