USA may have to liberate France again

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USA may have to liberate France again

Postby Snaph » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:56 pm

In case you have your head in a hole, France is under attack by riots all over the country. Its seems muslim malcontents are trying to burn France to the ground....again...this is a press release I got in my email today.


President Bush May Send Marines To Assist French

President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The General admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this situation under control within 24 hours of arriving on the scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.

President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The less they stand out, the better.



Hey you can't make stuff like that up. :mrgreen:
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Postby HuntingWife » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:35 pm

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That's too awesome! I almost just fell off my chair I laughed so hard!
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Postby tstrong » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm

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Postby Butchhe » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:45 pm

That's Classic!!! :toofunny:
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Postby Admin2 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:51 pm

Either the 5 Marines or a company of ROTC recruits should do it too. :laughing:


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Postby ACEBLDRS » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:55 pm

Admin2 wrote:Either the 5 Marines or a company of ROTC recruits should do it too. :laughing:


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Postby Smackaduck » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:56 pm

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Postby JJ McGuire » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:47 am

If it goes much longer I bet Germany will help them out. :laughing:
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:21 pm

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Postby puddlerjumper » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:47 pm

How about we do what should have been done a long time ago and nuke their ***.
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:20 am

Thats all right guys our dingy with a slingshot will do the trick!
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Postby Greg Wile » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:27 am

Hey if we can get our subs to float we can help also. :laughing:
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:30 am

:withstupid: Our air force can try to bomb those teens with food supplies and medical aid.
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Postby Greg Wile » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:34 am

Our Flying Moths can be used to drop Band Aids, anthing else in the way of armament we will have to borrow from the US.
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:37 am

We would borrow some stuff from the US but the US dont like us and our nuclear free policy.
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Postby MattM1 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:30 pm

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Thanks snaph
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Postby Gooseboy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:33 pm

Admin2 wrote:Either the 5 Marines or a company of ROTC recruits should do it too. :laughing:


No No No, JROTC! :laughing:
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