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DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:16 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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Postby MarkM » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:19 am

tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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TM does that house have a fireplace?
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Postby tmclaimerFL » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:26 am

MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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TM does that house have a fireplace?

No I wish it did. In laws have a fire place.


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Postby MarkM » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:28 am

tmclaimerFL wrote:
MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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TM does that house have a fireplace?

No I wish it did. In laws have a fire place.


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Shame. I guess they can display your nuts on the mantle for you then, since they clearly have them.
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Postby steve-o » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:29 am

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OHIODUCKA5 wrote:ANYONE HERE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, Hi Ohio


Morning Steve-O whats going on in Arkansas?

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Postby t_baker » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:31 am

MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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TM does that house have a fireplace?

No I wish it did. In laws have a fire place.


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Shame. I guess they can display your nuts on the mantle for you then, since they clearly have them.

I am on the verge of flying TM up here and showing him how a man should act.
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Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:49 am

t_baker wrote:
MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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TM does that house have a fireplace?

No I wish it did. In laws have a fire place.


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Shame. I guess they can display your nuts on the mantle for you then, since they clearly have them.

I am on the verge of flying TM up here and showing him how a man should act.

Your wife gives lessons?

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Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:50 am

steve-o wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
steve-o wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:ANYONE HERE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh, Hi Ohio


Morning Steve-O whats going on in Arkansas?

beautiful day. lots-o-work.

Still to wet to do yard work here. I need to get some gravel though

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:03 am

MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
MarkM wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:TM, I hate to tell you this but I have a feeling you are screwed and not in the fun way. You need to put your foot down :hammer:

It's a losing battle when her folks are within driving distance. Can't reason with them. We have three dogs and a house full of guns, but apparently that's not enough. I've never had an alarm system in a home. The more I argue with her mom the more I argue with the lady. I don't wanna start with a bad relationship.


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TM does that house have a fireplace?

No I wish it did. In laws have a fire place.


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Shame. I guess they can display your nuts on the mantle for you then, since they clearly have them.

My nuts are secure in my scrotum, thanks for your concern though Mark.


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Postby tmclaimerFL » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:31 am

U.S Customs and Border.
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Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:37 am

tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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I was present one afternoon with those guys in PR. 50 ft Scarab and 4 big Gm motors.2 guys 100 miles offshore and full tanks of fuel. So we towed them in to port Customs met us at the dock and proceeded to DESTROY that boat. cut the wire harnesses cut the shafts with a torch pulled the engines took the seats out. We found nothing. Handed the guy a letter said get it fixed send us the bill and left. We go the hell out of dodge too.
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Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:41 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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I was present one afternoon with those guys in PR. 50 ft Scarab and 4 big Gm motors.2 guys 100 miles offshore and full tanks of fuel. So we towed them in to port Customs met us at the dock and proceeded to DESTROY that boat. cut the wire harnesses cut the shafts with a torch pulled the engines took the seats out. We found nothing. Handed the guy a letter said get it fixed send us the bill and left. We go the hell out of dodge too.


I would bring a lawsuit their way if I was the owner of that boat.
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Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:43 am

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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I was present one afternoon with those guys in PR. 50 ft Scarab and 4 big Gm motors.2 guys 100 miles offshore and full tanks of fuel. So we towed them in to port Customs met us at the dock and proceeded to DESTROY that boat. cut the wire harnesses cut the shafts with a torch pulled the engines took the seats out. We found nothing. Handed the guy a letter said get it fixed send us the bill and left. We go the hell out of dodge too.


I would bring a lawsuit their way if I was the owner of that boat.


We had probable cause ION scan showed traces of cocaine.
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Postby Indaswamp » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:06 pm

tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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See a boat like that in Venice every now and then...
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Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:07 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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I was present one afternoon with those guys in PR. 50 ft Scarab and 4 big Gm motors.2 guys 100 miles offshore and full tanks of fuel. So we towed them in to port Customs met us at the dock and proceeded to DESTROY that boat. cut the wire harnesses cut the shafts with a torch pulled the engines took the seats out. We found nothing. Handed the guy a letter said get it fixed send us the bill and left. We go the hell out of dodge too.


I would bring a lawsuit their way if I was the owner of that boat.


We had probable cause ION scan showed traces of cocaine.



In who's eyes did you have probable cause? I'm sorry, but (IMO) in no way do the police or any government agency have the right to be destructive in a search of a citizens possessions, like that. That boat will never be the same, no matter how well the marine shop does repairing it. Now if they were foreigners... throw what I just said out the window.
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Postby Indaswamp » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:12 pm

CG found an abandoned 56' Yacht floating 15 miles off SW Pass out of venice on day. Loaded to the gills with cocaine & heroine. No trace of the crew. No idea what happened to them. They towed the boat in and impounded it.
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Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:13 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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I was present one afternoon with those guys in PR. 50 ft Scarab and 4 big Gm motors.2 guys 100 miles offshore and full tanks of fuel. So we towed them in to port Customs met us at the dock and proceeded to DESTROY that boat. cut the wire harnesses cut the shafts with a torch pulled the engines took the seats out. We found nothing. Handed the guy a letter said get it fixed send us the bill and left. We go the hell out of dodge too.


I would bring a lawsuit their way if I was the owner of that boat.


We had probable cause ION scan showed traces of cocaine.




In who's eyes did you have probable cause? I'm sorry, but (IMO) in no way do the police or any government agency have the right to be destructive in a search of a citizens possessions, like that. That boat will never be the same, no matter how well the marine shop does repairing it. Now if they were foreigners... throw what I just said out the window.

They weren't American brah.
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Postby Botiz630 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:14 pm

All this wrestling talk has me thinking.

American Gladiators...greatest show of all time? I'm pretty sure it is.
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Postby Indaswamp » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:15 pm

Botiz630 wrote:All this wrestling talk has me thinking.

American Gladiators...greatest show of all time? I'm pretty sure it is.

Nope...Botiz and Nutria cage fight to the death.
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Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:17 pm

Botiz630 wrote:All this wrestling talk has me thinking.

American Gladiators...greatest show of all time? I'm pretty sure it is.


G.L.O.W

Gorgeous ladies of Wrestling
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Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:20 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
tmclaimerFL wrote:U.S Customs and Border.
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I was present one afternoon with those guys in PR. 50 ft Scarab and 4 big Gm motors.2 guys 100 miles offshore and full tanks of fuel. So we towed them in to port Customs met us at the dock and proceeded to DESTROY that boat. cut the wire harnesses cut the shafts with a torch pulled the engines took the seats out. We found nothing. Handed the guy a letter said get it fixed send us the bill and left. We go the hell out of dodge too.


I would bring a lawsuit their way if I was the owner of that boat.


We had probable cause ION scan showed traces of cocaine.




In who's eyes did you have probable cause? I'm sorry, but (IMO) in no way do the police or any government agency have the right to be destructive in a search of a citizens possessions, like that. That boat will never be the same, no matter how well the marine shop does repairing it. Now if they were foreigners... throw what I just said out the window.

They weren't American brah.


Effem then.
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Postby Botiz630 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:21 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:All this wrestling talk has me thinking.

American Gladiators...greatest show of all time? I'm pretty sure it is.

Nope...Botiz and Nutria cage fight to the death.


I've thought a lot about this. The nutria has only one advantage and that's the ability to give me the itch. I'll participate in the fight if I'm allowed to wear a hazmat suit, it would be like a force field protecting me against the itch. Hell I'd fight a dozen nutria simultaneously in that scenario.
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Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:23 pm

Botiz630 wrote:All this wrestling talk has me thinking.

American Gladiators...greatest show of all time? I'm pretty sure it is.


Next weekend, we should get some broom sticks, duct tape pillows to the ends, stand up in the boat (on the split bench) and got to town. Looser swims to shore.
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