IDIOT NEWBS AND PUPPIES AWAIT CLICK HERE
Do not be alarmed, Polynesian Brothers of the DHC.
We have information that the formerly banned poster known as underradar is even now plotting to turn the Hawaii forum into a pineapple orgy of acerbic wit and grass skirted armegeddon.
The Society for the Prevention of Underradar from Transferring Unholy Mayhem (S.P.U.T.U.M.) has authorized the placement of the above linktrap wormhole to capture his webforce and bind him to the honey hole where he belongs.
The bait will prove irresistable for him and we are confident that complete annihilation of the Hawaii Forum will not be necessary.
Should you encounter a soul less avatar wandering with a possessed demonic countenance behind cheap sunglasses, DO NOT PANIC. RUN as fast as cybernetically possible to the linktrap and leap over it. You should be safe.
(Though we're not entirely sure how long it's been since he has fed on avatar flesh and sig line soul.)
Chief of Voodoo and Mojo JuJu
Third Scion Enforcement