Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby T Man » Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:52 pm

Why did no one ever pass on the word that this is the honey hole lite? I would have been whoring this place up a long time ago!
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby Cujo1 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:10 pm

Nothing ever happens here, and it doesn't even exist! But you can play!
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:51 pm

Its actually pretty boring over here :hi:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby huntall6 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:14 am

T Man wrote:Why did no one ever pass on the word that this is the honey hole lite? I would have been whoring this place up a long time ago!


thats the point!! we tell nobody and whoever stumbles on it we let in :yes:

SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!! :hammer:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby TomKat » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:38 am

T Man, why dont you start out with the story of you walking down Mass street in your rambo clothes, trolling for strumpets?
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby capt1972 » Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:42 pm

TomKat wrote:T Man, why dont you start out with the story of you walking down Mass street in your rambo clothes, trolling for strumpets?

hmm.....sounds like Hawaii material to me!Image
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby T Man » Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:25 pm

For those who do not know, Lawrence is the San Francisco of the midwest, complete with the hills and hippies. Last saturday, after wrapping up a less than successful teal hunt with Jensenja, we decided to roll up there and hit Chipoltle on Mass street. Saturday night, Massachusetts street, or simply Mass street is the place to be, bars, food and live music. Pretty little rich Kansas City area girls, and dirty hippies intermingle in a sort of symbiotic relationship, the rich girls have to buy pot from someone right? Well, jensen and I walk down like we own the place, but looking as out of place as could be. I had on my camo shirt, dirty jeans, cowboy boots, and my camo hat. Jensen was in similar attire, sporting his Max4 Benelli hat, a camo shirt and shorts, the thing that sealed the deal? Face paint. Were duck hunters, and in my neck of the woods, face paint gets you service with a smile, and a "howd ya do?" with the check? Lawrence is a bit different. While there are plenty of men in make up up there, apparently od green, tan and black are not this years colors. To truly grasp the looks we got, fail to wear pants next time you go into a fancy restaurant, like the Olive Garden, Red Lobster, or Arbys. I kept checking to see if my fly was unzipped, giving folks a peek at my "duck call" but it was in the upright and locked position (zipper, not my call). We ate our meal quietly, trying to give the best possible impression and left. I never thought I would get the stink eye from a male in capris, but we all have learning experiences every day.
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby possumfoot » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:52 am

thats when you look over and clamly as, "what the foxtrot are you looking at boy?"
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby capt1972 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:34 am

T Man wrote:a fancy restaurant, like the Olive Garden, Red Lobster, or Arbys..

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's priceless! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby Papachessie » Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:22 pm

capt1972 wrote:
T Man wrote:a fancy restaurant, like the Olive Garden, Red Lobster, or Arbys..

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's priceless! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, Arby's is pretty fancy. :lol3:
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Re: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Postby Cujo1 » Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:20 pm

Papachessie wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
T Man wrote:a fancy restaurant, like the Olive Garden, Red Lobster, or Arbys..

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's priceless! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, Arby's is pretty fancy. :lol3:

It is around here, we don't have a Olive Garden or Red Lobster!
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