The day I got kicked out of a duck club

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The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:01 am

No words were said. I knew it. They knew it. We all knew it and this is the story.

I went to a club and paid to hunt. In fact the club owed me a free hunt from the previous year.
I showed up and there's two guides and three clients. The clients were three very old bankers.
They had really nice Benelli shotguns and one had a lightweight model. Nobody said anything to me but the three clients had decided we were not going to shoot ducks unless they landed.

WHAT? Are you kidding me?

So we waited and waited while ducks literally hovered feet above our decoys. (over and over)
I'm like how much of this can I take?

Finally we started shooting at ducks but the three stooges errr bankers couldn't shoot. NO WONDER we're trying to get 'em to land. Well, I CAN shoot and I shot SIX triples that day after politely waiting for these bankers to miss. Some comments were made like, "are you going to shoot all their ducks?".
I said "YEAP, if they can't. I want to go home and I'd like to take some ducks to eat please."
"Can I go now?"

Paying to NOT shoot ducks just isn't in my blood.

I don't even have to call the place. I know I'm not allowed there anymore.
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The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby whistlin_wings » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:36 am

So you believe in group limits? I'd be pissed off of someone shot all my regardless o my reasoning. If 1 or 2 get shot on accident it happens but 2 limits over is a little ridiculous
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby goldfish » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:39 am

aunt betty wrote:No words were said. I knew it. They knew it. We all knew it and this is the story.

I went to a club and paid to hunt. In fact the club owed me a free hunt from the previous year.
I showed up and there's two guides and three clients. The clients were three very old bankers.
They had really nice Benelli shotguns and one had a lightweight model. Nobody said anything to me but the three clients had decided we were not going to shoot ducks unless they landed.

WHAT? Are you kidding me?

So we waited and waited while ducks literally hovered feet above our decoys. (over and over)
I'm like how much of this can I take?

Finally we started shooting at ducks but the three stooges errr bankers couldn't shoot. NO WONDER we're trying to get 'em to land. Well, I CAN shoot and I shot SIX triples that day after politely waiting for these bankers to miss. Some comments were made like, "are you going to shoot all their ducks?".
I said "YEAP, if they can't. I want to go home and I'd like to take some ducks to eat please."
"Can I go now?"

Paying to NOT shoot ducks just isn't in my blood.

I don't even have to call the place. I know I'm not allowed there anymore.

That's a pretty good story you've made up

just helpin you out :thumbsup:
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The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Redbeard » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:44 am

If I could cough "bullsh!t" on tapatalk I would
"Jedge, y' know, suh, us all has ouh good an' ouh bad days wid de ducks. Yes, my lawdy, us sho' do. Dey's times whin de ducks flies all ovah ev'ything an' ev'ybody, an' still us kain't none o' us hit nuthin'- lak me an' you wuz' dis mawnin' "
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby s.c.i.e.n.c.e » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:47 am

It's Friday, acorn is getting an early start.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby OGblackcloud » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:03 am

AB has a vivid imagination . Dont forget your helmet AB
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby flight control » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:09 am

Last time I checked, there was no one named Betty on the members list of the sextuple tripple club :huh:

Ill be sure to check again at the next meeting :hi:
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby ByersFarm » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:11 am

And why are you telling us this?
This reminds me why I don't mix parties.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Blackcloud870 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:21 am

facepalm # 2672. :rolleyes:
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby huntfishnv » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:30 am

Sounds like you had a great dream Betty
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:52 am

duck decoys 024.jpg
Is that 18 ducks?
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby huntfishnv » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:54 am

Who knows, I count 14.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby aunt betty » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:59 am

I really wish the guides had clued me in and asked me to not come.
THEY KNEW!
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby s.c.i.e.n.c.e » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:04 pm

You shot ducks for everyone else then took a picture with them with the intention of one day being able to brag on DHC about it. Pretty genius.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Preacher1011 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:16 pm

1 man with a picture of 18 ducks admitting to shooting 3 limits... Sounds like a game warden's dream case. Wouldn't be surprised if you get a knock on your door soon.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby whisperin' duck » Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:37 pm

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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby ByersFarm » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:05 pm

This could be my favorite thread ever.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Blackcloud870 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:10 pm

aunt betty wrote:Is that 18 ducks?
Bayou Bottoms 011.jpg


Facepalm # 2674 :no:
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby s.c.i.e.n.c.e » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:52 pm

How did you shoot all those ducks without your organic face paint?
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby IAdukhntr » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:17 pm

Really...........If i was in the other hunting party i would have put my foot up your as_ ,tossed your gun then tossed you out. Then you post your pic on here...What did you want a fricken bozo button???? People like you make me sick.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby goldfish » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:20 pm

Holy crap! He even sucked out the lurkers to say something.

Well done with your made up story




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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby luie b » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:23 pm

Preacher1011 wrote:1 man with a picture of 18 ducks admitting to shooting 3 limits... Sounds like a game warden's dream case. Wouldn't be surprised if you get a knock on your door soon.

Would they really do that? If so thats actually kind of aweseome... :rolleyes:
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby duck jerky » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:26 pm

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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby clampdaddy » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:33 pm

Yeah, shooting over your legal limit of ducks is a pretty good way to get yourself kicked out of a club. :thumbsup:
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The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby La. Hunter » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:38 pm

Did anyone else notice the USFWS username that was browsing this thread?
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