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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby ncbufflehead » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:39 pm

luie b wrote:
Preacher1011 wrote:1 man with a picture of 18 ducks admitting to shooting 3 limits... Sounds like a game warden's dream case. Wouldn't be surprised if you get a knock on your door soon.

Would they really do that? If so thats actually kind of aweseome... :rolleyes:

yes, they will do that. there have been a couple people charged for wildlife violations after posting on nchuntanfish.com
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby ncbufflehead » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:41 pm

uncle bettey better start running
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Underradar » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:46 pm

La. Hunter wrote:Did anyone else notice the USFWS username that was browsing this thread?

Jolliveros?
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Underradar » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:07 pm

Obviously a joke picture, with the other hunters standing behind the camera. I think you fished em all in, Betty.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Underradar » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:09 pm

IAdukhntr wrote:Really...........If i was in the other hunting party i would have put my foot up your as_ ,tossed your gun then tossed you out. Then you post your pic on here...What did you want a fricken bozo button???? People like you make me sick.

If you hunted with me, you'd be heart attack sick.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby BGipson » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:54 pm

I knew some kids in college who got busted for posting a youtube video of a snow goose ambush. They just so happened to leave in the portion of the footage that showed a couple specks getting whacked along with the snows and the warden came a-knockin a couple days later
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The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Duck_Popper » Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:41 pm

Haha this is great. Why was his profile picture removed?
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby AKPirate » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:09 pm

the next thread from AB will be, "the day I got arrested and bunked with Jeff"
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby ColoradoGooser » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:18 pm

Nothing like a good old party hunt shoot.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby AKPirate » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:21 pm

ColoradoGooser wrote:Nothing like a good old one man party hunt shoot.



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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:24 pm

you shouldve taken the old guys guns and shot them, no need to waste your own ammo
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:25 pm

Underradar wrote:
IAdukhntr wrote:Really...........If i was in the other hunting party i would have put my foot up your as_ ,tossed your gun then tossed you out. Then you post your pic on here...What did you want a fricken bozo button???? People like you make me sick.

If you hunted with me, you'd be heart attack sick.


i want to hunt with UR, he could shoot my limit, id be laughing too hard to shoot anyways
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby T Man » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:30 pm

I didnt know you had internet in prison Mr Foiles
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:34 pm

Group limits are awesome, thats why I'm going to take people that can't shoot next year. My brother and bestfriend can find other spots.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby AKPirate » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:36 pm

sampsonhuntin wrote:Group limits are awesome, thats why I'm going to take people that can't shoot next year. My brother and bestfriend can find other spots.



Go to a nursing home and get about five dudes, that's six limits for you.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:40 pm

AKPirate wrote:
sampsonhuntin wrote:Group limits are awesome, thats why I'm going to take people that can't shoot next year. My brother and bestfriend can find other spots.



Go to a nursing home and get about five dudes, that's six limits for you.


I won't be able to fit all the walkers in my truck. Plenty of teenage wannabees around here to choose from.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby BGipson » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:51 pm

sampsonhuntin wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
sampsonhuntin wrote:Group limits are awesome, thats why I'm going to take people that can't shoot next year. My brother and bestfriend can find other spots.



Go to a nursing home and get about five dudes, that's six limits for you.


I won't be able to fit all the walkers in my truck. Plenty of teenage wannabees around here to choose from.


Best part is, regardless of who actually hits the birds they'll all be claiming them so you don't even have to fabricate the story for the game warden :thumbsup:
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby T Man » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:58 pm

aunt betty wrote:No words were said. I knew it. They knew it. We all knew it and this is the story.

I went to a club and paid to hunt. In fact the club owed me a free hunt from the previous year.
I showed up and there's two guides and three clients. The clients were three very old bankers.
They had really nice Benelli shotguns and one had a lightweight model. Nobody said anything to me but the three clients had decided we were not going to shoot ducks unless they landed.

WHAT? Are you kidding me?

So we waited and waited while ducks literally hovered feet above our decoys. (over and over)
I'm like how much of this can I take?

Finally we started shooting at ducks but the three stooges errr bankers couldn't shoot. NO WONDER we're trying to get 'em to land. Well, I CAN shoot and I shot SIX triples that day after politely waiting for these bankers to miss. Some comments were made like, "are you going to shoot all their ducks?".
I said "YEAP, if they can't. I want to go home and I'd like to take some ducks to eat please."
"Can I go now?"

Paying to NOT shoot ducks just isn't in my blood.

I don't even have to call the place. I know I'm not allowed there anymore.


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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Rick Hall » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:16 pm

Underradar wrote:
La. Hunter wrote:Did anyone else notice the USFWS username that was browsing this thread?

Jolliveros?


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The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby La. Hunter » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:18 pm

aunt betty wrote:
duck decoys 024.jpg
Is that 18 ducks?


Too late to change pics! Your original post containing the original pic was copied and stored for safe keeping. Would hate to be accused of allowing evidence to be destroyed in case of subpoenas.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Preacher1011 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:26 pm

luie b wrote:
Preacher1011 wrote:1 man with a picture of 18 ducks admitting to shooting 3 limits... Sounds like a game warden's dream case. Wouldn't be surprised if you get a knock on your door soon.

Would they really do that? If so thats actually kind of aweseome... :rolleyes:


All the time. TWRA (Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency) busted 4 or 5 guys that shot way too many limits of wood ducks a couple of years ago. It was an open and shut case. They posted pictures, people reported it, TWRA found out who it was, and they got the hammer... big time.

You can find out a lot about a person from an I.P. address. If people from the area wanted to pursue it, you could get group hunting charges, shooting over your limit, and possession limit charges. Probably a few more in there too. I wouldn't want to be you if a complaint gets filed.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby OGblackcloud » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:35 pm

Hey :umm: Aunt B :fingerhead:
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:50 pm

You guys are just jealous that you couldn't triple 6 times in one hunt, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:57 pm

I think some people are taking the story a little too seriously, this is the Honey Hole after all. Everything said here is 100% truth and no trolling, ever.
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Re: The day I got kicked out of a duck club

Postby BGipson » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:05 pm

ericrhaynes wrote:I think some people are taking the story a little too seriously, this is the Honey Hole after all. Everything said here is 100% truth and no trolling, ever.


But it's AB so you never REALLY know...
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