Dont' ya just hate?

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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby dsm16428 » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:26 pm

Did this to a buddy a few years back...

When you fall asleep in the blind and wake up to hear the other guys start clammoring to get ready as there are birds committed and locked up on the spread...you try to wipe away the cobwebs and go to pop up for the shot and...your blind doors are zip tied shut! Bwahahahahahaha! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby Blackfoot down » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:35 pm

When your "friend" loosens the magazine cap so your first flight of the day flies away laughing at the idiot looking for his barrel, spring, and plug....

You settle into your blind to eat a McGriddle your brother brought you for being late while you set decoys by yourself from 4:30 till shooting light and you drop your McGriddle in the dirt, try to shoot the first wave, but realize you haven't loaded yet because you were busy setting decoys, and your brother tripples. Then picks up his blind and goes home laughing while you wait all day and never see another flight...

You have a half chewed doughnut in your mouth when you see a flock... Then choke half to death on the doughnut and flare the birds...

During the two hour ride to Four Rivers your buddy's dog gets diarrhea in the back seat of YOUR truck...

You are running late and forget to put the plug in your boat... half way to your blind...

Some idiot runs across the levee by your blind wearing a yellow duck costume flapping his wings yelling AFLACK!!! (I only did that once to my buddy for his dog incident in my truck)

You don't see ducks all morning until you are picking up decoys without your gun and they land 10 feet from you...

The smell from the fart in your waders two hours ago finally bubbles out when you take a deap breath to call to a flock...
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby ILgoosehunter12 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:03 am

when birds dont decoy.


when you buddy BEGS you and BEGS you to go to this field with "SOOOOO MANY GEESE" in it and you finally decide to go with the kid, and there is not a bird all day. not even a tweety bird. :hammer:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby sportsman » Wed Sep 26, 2012 9:04 am

Going to eat after the morning hunt and leaving the deks still set up. Coming back and birds are everywhere in your spread.

Running back to the truck to get some coffee and the birds decide to show up a all of your buddies get shooting.
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby elfros » Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:38 am

after loading up with a Sammy Sosa wad of red man and worked it into a giant mouthfull of spit and a flock appears out of the blue and after the call is plugged from spit and tobacco remnants you shoot only to swallow the entire mouthfull
puking outside the layout for everyone else to enjoy :clapping:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby SkyBuster302 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:06 pm

Or when your buddy's lab is decided its ok to take a dump in the spread while the flock is locked up :fingerhead:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby dsm16428 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:52 pm

SkyBuster302 wrote:Or when your buddy's lab is decided its ok to take a dump in the spread while the flock is locked up :fingerhead:


How's about slipping in the mud and falling into said doggy dump?! :lol3:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby SkyBuster302 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:55 am

dsm16428 wrote:
SkyBuster302 wrote:Or when your buddy's lab is decided its ok to take a dump in the spread while the flock is locked up :fingerhead:


How's about slipping in the mud and falling into said doggy dump?! :lol3:



Or dragging it in the layout with after stepping in it.. told him we wouldnt need his pup when I brought mine.. :hammer:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby ILgoosehunter12 » Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:57 pm

Falling into cold water at 5 in the AM or having to do 90 percent of the work.

OR hunting with people that "KNOW EVERYTHING".


part of the game tho.
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby Roskoer » Sun Sep 30, 2012 11:13 am

sitting in the blind all morning , not evening a leaf falling, goes too open hero and eat hero for lunch, nose in hero and the birds do a slow fly by and the WhatTheFowl moment explodes :fingerhead:
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Re: Dont' ya just hate?

Postby lukea.becker » Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:59 am

when your buddy shows up to the boat ramp with his dog that wasn't let out at all that morning to relieve himself, and said dog decides that the inside of your blind bag is the best place to mark his turf.
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