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Home Defense Ideas

Postby WTN10 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:29 pm

Ever watch Home Alone? That kid had some good home defense ideas. He'd have been better off shooting those guys in the head though. Anyone ever try the zip line escape? Will they support my girth? I'm too fat to run from home invaders.
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Re: Home Defense Ideas

Postby TomKat » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:52 pm

I am way to fat to run from invaders. I rely on superior sustained firepower....
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Re: Home Defense Ideas

Postby rmb79 » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:45 pm

If my Paint cans dont stop them on the stair case, my AR and XD will.
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Re: Home Defense Ideas

Postby dsm16428 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:46 pm

I know I almost wet myself laughing when he put that big ole' fat, nasty spider on Daniel Stern's face and he screamed like a little girl! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: Home Defense Ideas

Postby RustyGunz1960 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:13 pm

Intruders have to first get by a mean dog and a meaner wife. If they get that far they face my guns. :biggrin:
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Re: Home Defense Ideas

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:24 pm

I like the hot wheels inside the front door. And the swinging paint cans.
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Re: Home Defense Ideas

Postby daffy... » Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:14 pm

my doors are lock not to protect my belongings but to protect your life
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