Haha. First thing I thought was if it was topwop's he wouldn't know it for a month. Would take him that long just to look thru his lanyard. I don't think there is 27calls but I was trying to count stuff and think I came up with 8-10 calls, three whistles, a shock collar controller, car keys, sunglasses case, chap stick dispenser, Kleenex box, ketchup dispenser, hand sanitizer and spare trailer hitch.
I'm the type of guy who "cups" his hand over his butt, farts, and dishes it out like a soup kitchen.