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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby troy_iv » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:37 pm

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:45 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
bighop wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OmegaRed wrote:Mine looks like a deep fried snickers


You should get that checked... Magic/HOP/DJJ, what STD is that?


Hmmm looks more like a traumatic injury than a STD. Google 'Penile fracture, penile amputation, penetrating penile injuries, and penile soft tissue injuries.'

I promise you will have nightmares for weeks if you do...

That or a enterovesicular fistula. That may be feces coming out the urethra.

Or feces he forced down his urethra. Hard to discern.


How the hell does that happen !!!!!!!!!!!!

Something happens and a little tunnel forms between your bladder and your intestine, and presto! You get poop out your weenie. You also get to fart out your weenie.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:46 pm

bighop wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
bighop wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OmegaRed wrote:Mine looks like a deep fried snickers


You should get that checked... Magic/HOP/DJJ, what STD is that?


Hmmm looks more like a traumatic injury than a STD. Google 'Penile fracture, penile amputation, penetrating penile injuries, and penile soft tissue injuries.'

I promise you will have nightmares for weeks if you do...

That or a enterovesicular fistula. That may be feces coming out the urethra.

Or feces he forced down his urethra. Hard to discern.


How the hell does that happen !!!!!!!!!!!!

Something happens and a little tunnel forms between your bladder and your intestine, and presto! You get poop out your weenie. You also get to fart out your weenie.


:no:
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:59 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
bighop wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
bighop wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OmegaRed wrote:Mine looks like a deep fried snickers


You should get that checked... Magic/HOP/DJJ, what STD is that?


Hmmm looks more like a traumatic injury than a STD. Google 'Penile fracture, penile amputation, penetrating penile injuries, and penile soft tissue injuries.'

I promise you will have nightmares for weeks if you do...

That or a enterovesicular fistula. That may be feces coming out the urethra.

Or feces he forced down his urethra. Hard to discern.


How the hell does that happen !!!!!!!!!!!!

Something happens and a little tunnel forms between your bladder and your intestine, and presto! You get poop out your weenie. You also get to fart out your weenie.


:no:


Okay, that one has to end this thread....
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:01 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
bighop wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
bighop wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OmegaRed wrote:Mine looks like a deep fried snickers


You should get that checked... Magic/HOP/DJJ, what STD is that?


Hmmm looks more like a traumatic injury than a STD. Google 'Penile fracture, penile amputation, penetrating penile injuries, and penile soft tissue injuries.'

I promise you will have nightmares for weeks if you do...

That or a enterovesicular fistula. That may be feces coming out the urethra.

Or feces he forced down his urethra. Hard to discern.


How the hell does that happen !!!!!!!!!!!!

Something happens and a little tunnel forms between your bladder and your intestine, and presto! You get poop out your weenie. You also get to fart out your weenie.


:no:


Okay, that one has to end this thread....

I won!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:03 pm

I'm not sure I'd be proud of that hop.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:06 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:I'm not sure I'd be proud of that hop.

Whatevs, you just jelly!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:07 pm

bighop wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:I'm not sure I'd be proud of that hop.

Whatevs, you just jelly!


Lol it's on now. Off to Google
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby go get the bird » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:09 pm

I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:10 pm

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:41 pm

go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

:lol3: :lol3:
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:50 pm

go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:52 pm

bighop wrote:
go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.


Stop that right now.... TAKE IT BACK!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:54 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.


Stop that right now.... TAKE IT BACK!

What?

Women pooping out their vagina?

Not too uncommon actually...
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:54 pm

bighop wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.


Stop that right now.... TAKE IT BACK!

What?

Women pooping out their vagina?

Not too uncommon actually...


Mike? where is Mike?

I need a second oppinion!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:57 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.


Stop that right now.... TAKE IT BACK!

What?

Women pooping out their vagina?

Not too uncommon actually...



Mike? where is Mike?

I need a second oppinion!


Why are you having a vaginal pooping problem
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:10 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.


Stop that right now.... TAKE IT BACK!

What?

Women pooping out their vagina?

Not too uncommon actually...


Mike? where is Mike?

I need a second oppinion!


Hop speaks da truth.

Remind me to tell ya about the fella I saw in the ER yesterday with a bowel obstruction -- reverse peristalsis and vomiting fecal material. Not enough toothpaste in the world to get that taste outta one's mouth.

The practice of medicine is so glamorous.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:22 pm

What the fox say?
I just pooped my pants.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:24 pm

OmegaRed wrote:What the fox say?

"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:00 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
bighop wrote:
go get the bird wrote:I'm not quite sure how I'd feel if I farted out the front.



I guess I'd feel like a woman.

This can happen to women as well. They can poo and fart out their urethra and/or vagina.


Stop that right now.... TAKE IT BACK!

What?

Women pooping out their vagina?

Not too uncommon actually...


Mike? where is Mike?

I need a second oppinion!


Hop speaks da truth.

Remind me to tell ya about the fella I saw in the ER yesterday with a bowel obstruction -- reverse peristalsis and vomiting fecal material. Not enough toothpaste in the world to get that taste outta one's mouth.

The practice of medicine is so glamorous.


I am forever going to think twice or three times before getting close to any "cats"

Thanks for that.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:24 pm

this thread officially belongs in the Hawaii forum... :rolleyes:
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:17 am



no really though. and i have a 1000 haircut too
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:35 am

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Ninja meat man
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:41 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
MeatMan.jpg



Ninja meat man


You find these photos so easily, I'm wondering if you have a freak/fetish xxx studio in your basement.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:51 am

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
MeatMan.jpg



Ninja meat man


You find these photos so easily, I'm wondering if you have a freak/fetish xxx studio in your basement.


It's in the shed behind the house. Can't do it in the basement, wife wont let me
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