Contest anyone??

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:40 pm

I'm so judging all of you right now.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:41 pm

So who's the weiner?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:41 pm

You and Woody are neck and neck.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:42 pm

Botiz630 wrote:You and Woody are neck and neck.


Baker and I dont swing that way.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Mon Aug 26, 2013 2:43 pm

I just have to pull a little harder.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:17 pm

t_baker wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Just so we're queer, I'm the judge.



FIFY


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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:26 pm

I am still confused.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Indaswamp » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:29 pm

t_baker wrote:So who's the weiner?

lol for realz #5....
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:33 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
t_baker wrote:So who's the weiner?

lol for realz #5....


(whispering) you lost me? :oops:
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:36 pm

After hours of deliberation, I've awarded myself the first prize.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Indaswamp » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:38 pm

t_baker wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:
t_baker wrote:So who's the weiner?

lol for realz #5....


(whispering) you lost me? :oops:

start reading here...
http://www.duckhuntingchat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=223389&start=14900#p2539578
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:38 pm

Botiz630 wrote:After hours of debauchery, I've awarded myself the first prize.


FIFY...again
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:40 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
t_baker wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:
t_baker wrote:So who's the weiner?

lol for realz #5....


(whispering) you lost me? :oops:

start reading here...
http://www.duckhuntingchat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=223389&start=14900#p2539578



Got it....game on.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Cujo1 » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:47 pm

Ok, so I get it we are having a penis measuring contest and Botitz is the judge. We measuring conventional, taint, or Jaysweet handicap method?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Aug 26, 2013 7:49 pm

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Indaswamp wrote:easy...just manipulate the ruler to make the inch shorter so that 28" reads 30"..... :thumbsup:

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:25 am

Cujo1 wrote:Ok, so I get it we are having a penis measuring contest and Botitz is the judge. We measuring conventional, taint, or Jaysweet handicap method?


Can we use the metric system? 25 mm sounds a lot bigger than 1 inch
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:09 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Cujo1 wrote:Ok, so I get it we are having a penis measuring contest and Botitz is the judge. We measuring conventional, taint, or Jaysweet handicap method?


Can we use the metric system? 25 mm sounds a lot bigger than 1 inch



I don't think anything in mm sounds big. Plus mm peter rhymes. Thats gotta count for something
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:17 am

OmegaRed wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Cujo1 wrote:Ok, so I get it we are having a penis measuring contest and Botitz is the judge. We measuring conventional, taint, or Jaysweet handicap method?


Can we use the metric system? 25 mm sounds a lot bigger than 1 inch



I don't think anything in mm sounds big. Plus mm peter rhymes. Thats gotta count for something


I would think so
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Hbnel5on » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:38 am

Ok I got this all sorted out... Hammer like his meat straight,

Omega is into pop ups and messes with some guy named reed occasionally,

Titz says just so we're queer, he's the self nominated judge, an winner of his cock fight, but what I don't get is how he's drawin blanks and shootin a full choke.
And Ohio needs a mili meter stick for confidence.

Dang boys
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:44 am

Hbnel5on wrote:Ok I got this all sorted out... Hammer like his meat straight,

Omega is into pop ups and messes with some guy named reed occasionally,

Titz says just so we're queer, he's the self nominated judge, an winner of his cock fight, but what I don't get is how he's drawin blanks and shootin a full choke.
And Ohio needs a mili meter stick for confidence.

Dang boys


Remarkably lucid.


With that, I declare this contest over and this thread complete. Anyone who posts again will be banned.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:45 am

Hbnel5on wrote:Ok I got this all sorted out... Hammer like his meat straight,

Omega is into pop ups and messes with some guy named reed occasionally,

Titz says just so we're queer, he's the self nominated judge, an winner of his cock fight, but what I don't get is how he's drawin blanks and shootin a full choke.
And Ohio needs a mili meter stick for confidence.

Dang boys


Why you trying to make this so gay.

I thought we were just having a duck calling contest.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:45 am

Banned!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:46 am

Botiz630 wrote:Banned!

:lol3:
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:50 am

I just tried to ban swamp, but I got an error message saying I can't because he represents 51% of the entire website. Stymied!
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:52 am

He's too big to fail!
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