Contest anyone??

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:02 am

:lol:
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:25 am

t_baker wrote:
Hbnel5on wrote:Ok I got this all sorted out... Hammer like his meat straight,

Omega is into pop ups and messes with some guy named reed occasionally,

Titz says just so we're queer, he's the self nominated judge, an winner of his cock fight, but what I don't get is how he's drawin blanks and shootin a full choke.
And Ohio needs a mili meter stick for confidence.

Dang boys


Why you trying to make this so gay.

I thought we were just having a duck calling contest.


I guess we're not going to get to show off our calling skills now. And trying to make others appear gay is not going to help you fit in.


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Indaswamp wrote:easy...just manipulate the ruler to make the inch shorter so that 28" reads 30"..... :thumbsup:

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:12 am

Botiz630 wrote:He's too big to fail!

Solid thinking inline ith our fearless leaders and economists ;)
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Hbnel5on » Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:21 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
t_baker wrote:
Hbnel5on wrote:Ok I got this all sorted out... Hammer like his meat straight,

Omega is into pop ups and messes with some guy named reed occasionally,

Titz says just so we're queer, he's the self nominated judge, an winner of his cock fight, but what I don't get is how he's drawin blanks and shootin a full choke.
And Ohio needs a mili meter stick for confidence.

Dang boys


Why you trying to make this so gay.

I thought we were just having a duck calling contest.


I guess we're not going to get to show off our calling skills now. And trying to make others appear gay is not going to help you fit in.


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I'm still lookin for a contest. Just pointin out the facts there
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:39 pm

Hbnel5on wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
t_baker wrote:
Hbnel5on wrote:Ok I got this all sorted out... Hammer like his meat straight,

Omega is into pop ups and messes with some guy named reed occasionally,

Titz says just so we're queer, he's the self nominated judge, an winner of his cock fight, but what I don't get is how he's drawin blanks and shootin a full choke.
And Ohio needs a mili meter stick for confidence.

Dang boys


Why you trying to make this so gay.

I thought we were just having a duck calling contest.


I guess we're not going to get to show off our calling skills now. And trying to make others appear gay is not going to help you fit in.


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I'm still lookin for a contest. Just pointin out the facts there

What kind of contest?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:11 pm

I nominate myself to be judge.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:22 pm

A hot dog blowing contest?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby assateague » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:29 pm

Who stole my Mountain Dew?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:31 pm

assateague wrote:Who stole my Mountain Dew?


I blame the Robertsons.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:44 pm

So we just restarted the contest? This is by far the most confusing thread ever to be posted.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:46 pm

t_baker wrote:So we just restarted the contest? This is by far the most confusing thread ever to be posted.

Oh...I wouldn't say that. there are some stranger ones that have come and gone....
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby t_baker » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:50 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
t_baker wrote:So we just restarted the contest? This is by far the most confusing thread ever to be posted.

Oh...I wouldn't say that. there are some stranger ones that have come and gone....


Strange yes. But how many hotdog blowing duck calling weiner measuring woody whiffing threads have been posted? This one is pretty random.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Aug 27, 2013 9:13 pm

Botiz630 wrote:I nominate myself to be judge.


Will this be a meat contest, live duck, or competition rules? Are ringing hails allowed?
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Indaswamp wrote:easy...just manipulate the ruler to make the inch shorter so that 28" reads 30"..... :thumbsup:

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:48 am

Will there be any hot dog feeling?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 5:58 am

You're both banned.
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:25 am

Are we using millimeters, inches, or jaysweet handicap method?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Hbnel5on » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:21 am

Wether it's meat style comp, live duck, hails all that is up to y'all's opinion and feed back. What do you guys wanna do?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:37 am

Hbnel5on wrote:Wether it's meat style comp, live duck, hails all that is up to y'all's opinion and feed back. What do you guys wanna do?


Are frozen hot dogs legal?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:37 am

Hbnel5on wrote:Wether it's meat style comp, live duck, hails all that is up to y'all's opinion and feed back. What do you guys wanna do?


Who's meat are you calling? Titz is the judge. Do you call his meat? I dont know what he calls it, how am I going to call it
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby Hbnel5on » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:49 am

Duck calls
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OmegaRed » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:54 am

Hbnel5on wrote:Duck calls


Have you ever blown duck calls?
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:19 am

OmegaRed wrote:
Hbnel5on wrote:Wether it's meat style comp, live duck, hails all that is up to y'all's opinion and feed back. What do you guys wanna do?


Are frozen hot dogs legal?


Can I use a Boomstick from Rangers Ballpark? Or does it exceed size limits?
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Indaswamp wrote:easy...just manipulate the ruler to make the inch shorter so that 28" reads 30"..... :thumbsup:

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby troy_iv » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:21 am

What we have here is failure to c'mmunicate...

What Hbnel5on is obviously saying is that he wants a contest to decide what kind of contest we are contesting...as long as it involves meat...
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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:24 am

troy_iv wrote:What we have here is failure to c'mmunicate...

What Hbnel5on is obviously saying is that he wants a contest to decide what kind of contest we are contesting...as long as it involves meat...


I think he knows exactly what kind of contest he wants to throw. He just wants someone else to come out and say it.
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Indaswamp wrote:easy...just manipulate the ruler to make the inch shorter so that 28" reads 30"..... :thumbsup:

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Re: Contest anyone??

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:26 am

OmegaRed wrote:
Hbnel5on wrote:Duck calls


Have you ever blown duck calls?


Is that his boyfriends name :biggrin:
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