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Re: $5

Postby jehler » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:46 am

Crazy Matt wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Prison


This wins.

No way, while I never want to go to prison, I would wager of I ended up three I would keep things interesting
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Re: $5

Postby Crazy Matt » Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:57 am

jehler wrote:
Crazy Matt wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Prison


This wins.

No way, while I never want to go to prison, I would wager of I ended up three I would keep things interesting




Your bung hole would keep things interesting for other people.
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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:22 am

I have heard that County Jails are worse than prison.
Have never been in prison but did stay at a Holiday Inn...errr
Pemiscott County, Missouri jail.
That sucked!

Was taking joy rides on dads motorcycle. He told me get on and get as far away as possible, then reported it stolen.
I was on my way to Mexico. Only got to Missouri.
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Re: $5

Postby beretta24 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:40 am

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Re: $5

Postby T Man » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:43 am

Gunnysway wrote:I took a bus...


:huh: :huh:

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Re: $5

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Sep 24, 2013 8:44 am

aunt betty wrote:I have heard that County Jails are worse than prison.
Have never been in prison but did stay at a Holiday Inn...errr
Pemiscott County, Missouri jail.
That sucked!

Was taking joy rides on dads motorcycle. He told me get on and get as far away as possible, then reported it stolen.
I was on my way to Mexico. Only got to Missouri.


Oh my goodness I laughed pretty hard after reading this.

Sorry to laugh at your expense Betty but that's awfully funny.
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Re: $5

Postby Gunnysway » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:15 am

T Man wrote:
Gunnysway wrote:I took a bus...


:huh: :huh:

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Not fair. That's the big bus. You can tell 'cause there's no drool buckets and the windows are clean... Also, no helmet holders for my "bus cap".

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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Tue Sep 24, 2013 3:52 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:I have heard that County Jails are worse than prison.
Have never been in prison but did stay at a Holiday Inn...errr
Pemiscott County, Missouri jail.
That sucked!

Was taking joy rides on dads motorcycle. He told me get on and get as far away as possible, then reported it stolen.
I was on my way to Mexico. Only got to Missouri.


Oh my goodness I laughed pretty hard after reading this.

Sorry to laugh at your expense Betty but that's awfully funny.

Quite alright. It is funny or I wouldnt have posted it.
The stories I could tell about that adventure... the best and funniest stories are true.
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Re: $5

Postby Professor_Leakey » Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:01 pm

aunt betty wrote:Was taking joy rides on dads motorcycle. He told me get on and get as far away as possible, then reported it stolen.
I was on my way to Mexico. Only got to Missouri.


Betty, tell the truth...it was a stolen cop car with your buddies in the back.

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Re: $5

Postby copterdoc » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:00 pm

What kinda non-deer-killin-weenie, would say that deer hunting is boring?

Sure, there are long periods of boredom.
But, they are punctuated with moments of pure adrenalin rush.
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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:02 pm

copterdoc wrote:What kinda non-deer-killin-weenie, would say that deer hunting is boring?

Sure, there are long periods of boredom.
But, they are punctuated with moments of pure adrenalin rush.

Nope. Deer hunting sucks donkey balls. Deer killin on the other hand with crop tags is where it's at! :thumbsup:
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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:03 pm

I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
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Re: $5

Postby copterdoc » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:05 pm

Indaswamp wrote:I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
You just haven't ever put an arrow through a big mature mid-western buck.
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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:07 pm

copterdoc wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
You just haven't ever put an arrow through a big mature mid-western buck.

Bow hunting is for morons....so is hunting horns.
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Re: $5

Postby copterdoc » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:08 pm

Indaswamp wrote:Bow hunting is for morons....so is hunting horns.
It's not about the horns.
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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:08 pm

...also-does and fawns taste better and are more tender!
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Re: $5

Postby TrapperRob » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:10 pm

beretta24 wrote:Beerless couples baby showers


FTW!!!
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Re: $5

Postby Bill Herian » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:11 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
copterdoc wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
You just haven't ever put an arrow through a big mature mid-western buck.

Bow hunting is for morons....so is hunting horns.


^ Product of our instant gratification society. I want it and I want it now. Not willing to hunt an animal for weeks, months, or across several years just to get one shot, mess that up and its all over. You never get him.

Thats what keeps me going out.
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Re: $5

Postby TrapperRob » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:13 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
copterdoc wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
You just haven't ever put an arrow through a big mature mid-western buck.

Bow hunting is for morons....so is hunting horns.



I kinda hate you!!!! Bow hunting is awesome!!!

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Re: $5

Postby TrapperRob » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:15 pm

Indaswamp wrote:...also-does and fawns taste better and are more tender!


Truth.....
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Re: $5

Postby TrapperRob » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:16 pm

Bill Herian wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:
copterdoc wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
You just haven't ever put an arrow through a big mature mid-western buck.

Bow hunting is for morons....so is hunting horns.


^ Product of our instant gratification society. I want it and I want it now. Not willing to hunt an animal for weeks, months, or across several years just to get one shot, mess that up and its all over. You never get him.

Thats what keeps me going out.


X2, I like to earn the kill.
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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:17 pm

Bill Herian wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:
copterdoc wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd rather water swat canvasbacks than sit in a deer stand.
You just haven't ever put an arrow through a big mature mid-western buck.

Bow hunting is for morons....so is hunting horns.


^ Product of our instant gratification society. I want it and I want it now. Not willing to hunt an animal for weeks, months, or across several years just to get one shot, mess that up and its all over. You never get him.

Thats what keeps me going out.

I'm more of a "meat in the freezer" kinda guy..... :thumbsup:
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Re: $5

Postby copterdoc » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:17 pm

Indaswamp wrote:...also-does and fawns taste better and are more tender!
They do not.
I've given my "brown-it's-down" friends the pepsi challenge with rutted up stinky buck roast, vs 6 month old doe fawn several times.

If they don't know the deer they are eating, they CANNOT reliably distinguish the meat.
It's actually funny to watch.

And here's a bowhunting vid that just might impress you.

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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:19 pm

I can tell. a yearling will get tender before a doe. A Doe before a mature buck.
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Re: $5

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Sep 24, 2013 10:21 pm

copterdoc wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:...also-does and fawns taste better and are more tender!
They do not.
I've given my "brown-it's-down" friends the pepsi challenge with rutted up stinky buck roast, vs 6 month old doe fawn several times.

If they don't know the deer they are eating, they CANNOT reliably distinguish the meat.
It's actually funny to watch.

And here's a bowhunting vid that just might impress you.


I got some buck hocks for you if you can't tell the difference. Slice a steak off and quick fry it.
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