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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:55 am

2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes
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Re: Is this infected

Postby t_baker » Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:58 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes


First of all, I have a strict flip flop only rule from Memorial day to Labor day, I end up with toe nail injuries. With that said, I usually just spray it off with brake clean and go back about my day.

As for what you should do? I say you go to the bath room, open up the drawer with your razor in it, skip past it, grab your wifes pink one, and shave your vagina.
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Rick Hall » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:00 am

Go ahead and lop it off just in case. "A stitch in thyme..."
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:00 am

t_baker wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes


First of all, I have a strict flip flop only rule from Memorial day to Labor day, I end up with toe nail injuries. With that said, I usually just spray it off with brake clean and go back about my day.

As for what you should do? I say you go to the bath room, open up the drawer with your razor in it, skip past it, grab your wifes pink one, and shave your vagina.


I wax thank you. don't like all the bumps.
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:01 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes


The bad news is, this is how this procedure is performed today:
amputation.jpg


The good news is, you are just in time and well on your way to one bad-A pirate costume for Halloween!
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:02 am

Rick Hall wrote:Go ahead and lop it off just in case. "A stitch in thyme..."
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We'll hell buying shoes is going to be a bitch from now on, but I now have twice as many socks. :grooving:
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:05 am

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes


The bad news is, this is how this procedure is performed today:
amputation.jpg


The good news is, you are just in time and well on your way to one bad-A pirate costume for Halloween!
Peg_Leg_MB_copy.jpg



Nice. Hey could you do it for me. I dont have a lot of money, you could keep the foot for a door stop or catfish bait. Or when you need to put a foot in someones azz and don't want to get poop on your shoes.
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:09 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes


The bad news is, this is how this procedure is performed today:
amputation.jpg


The good news is, you are just in time and well on your way to one bad-A pirate costume for Halloween!
Peg_Leg_MB_copy.jpg



Nice. Hey could you do it for me. I dont have a lot of money, you could keep the foot for a door stop or catfish bait. Or when you need to put a foot in someones azz and don't want to get poop on your shoes.


Former patient of mine. He seems happy enough about the outcome, doesn't he?
My favorite line of this video clip is: "Look at all the juicy meat in that foot."
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:10 am

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:2 doctors a Mechanic and WFM. still haven't told me if I need to have my foot sawed off. I could have leprosy and you buttholes are worried about my toes


The bad news is, this is how this procedure is performed today:
amputation.jpg


The good news is, you are just in time and well on your way to one bad-A pirate costume for Halloween!
Peg_Leg_MB_copy.jpg



Nice. Hey could you do it for me. I dont have a lot of money, you could keep the foot for a door stop or catfish bait. Or when you need to put a foot in someones azz and don't want to get poop on your shoes.


Former patient of mine. He seems happy enough about the outcome, doesn't he?
My favorite line of this video clip is: "Look at all the juicy meat in that foot."


Damn can't you just use a chop saw in your basement. That looks like you cut it with a rusty hacksaw
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Tinner4 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:29 am

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Give it to me straight am I going to lose my foot !!!!



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Hubby had the same happen but down the front of his waistline..... luckily it didn't fall too far down. Looked a lot like ur foot, heeled up fine but there's a scar. You could amputate ur foot just in case though... :sarcmark:
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:47 am

Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:07 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?


I will have to get an artificial foot claw thing
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:14 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?


I will have to get an artificial foot claw thing


You can get one of these sutured to your stump
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:19 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?


I will have to get an artificial foot claw thing


You can get one of these sutured to your stump
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I was thinking something like this

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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:33 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?


I will have to get an artificial foot claw thing


You can get one of these sutured to your stump
Ninja_Foot_Claw2.jpg

I was thinking something like this

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Is that from a claw arcade game? That might be strong enough to pick up a stuffed animal, but it ain't gonna hold your big hefty azz dangling from a tree limb!
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:38 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?


I will have to get an artificial foot claw thing


You can get one of these sutured to your stump
Ninja_Foot_Claw2.jpg

I was thinking something like this

images.jpg


Is that from a claw arcade game? That might be strong enough to pick up a stuffed animal, but it ain't gonna hold your big hefty azz dangling from a tree limb!


Then I'll have to get the spikes you recommended
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:40 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:Ohio if you cut your foot off how are you going to swing from tree to tree?


I will have to get an artificial foot claw thing


You can get one of these sutured to your stump
Ninja_Foot_Claw2.jpg

I was thinking something like this

images.jpg


Is that from a claw arcade game? That might be strong enough to pick up a stuffed animal, but it ain't gonna hold your big hefty azz dangling from a tree limb!


Then I'll have to get the spikes you recommended


You'll most likely fall to your death with those too, but I just liked them because they are made for NINJAS!
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:43 pm

I'd get a taser mounted in my stump. You haven't been kicked until you've been taser-kicked.
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:46 pm

Found one


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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:48 pm

Botiz630 wrote:I'd get a taser mounted in my stump. You haven't been kicked until you've been taser-kicked.


Awesome! :thumbsup: I just asked my son if he had to get a foot chopped off what he would want in place of his foot. He said a chainsaw. Apparently all of my fatherly zombie apocolypse lectures have paid off!
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:51 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Found one


2007_grindhouse_pt_003.jpg


:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: Because that looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more convenient than an actual prosthetic leg and carrying the AR with, oh I don't know, your hands!
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:51 pm

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Botiz630 wrote:I'd get a taser mounted in my stump. You haven't been kicked until you've been taser-kicked.


Awesome! :thumbsup: I just asked my son if he had to get a foot chopped off what he would want in place of his foot. He said a chainsaw. Apparently all of my fatherly zombie apocolypse lectures have paid off!


That's just good parenting right there :clapping:
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Re: Is this infected

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:53 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Found one


2007_grindhouse_pt_003.jpg


:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: Because that looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more convenient than an actual prosthetic leg and carrying the AR with, oh I don't know, your hands!


Because a ninja spike on the end of your leg is great idea. That would be hell on carpet
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:55 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Found one


2007_grindhouse_pt_003.jpg


:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: Because that looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more convenient than an actual prosthetic leg and carrying the AR with, oh I don't know, your hands!


Because a ninja spike on the end of your leg is great idea. That would be hell on carpet


But imagine how well your lawn would be aerated.
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Re: Is this infected

Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:57 pm

:lol3: :lol3: I just showed my son the chic with the AR prosthesis and he said:

1) Is that real?
2) I wouldn't be very scared because she doesn't even have her finger on the trigger.
3) How does she get her finger on the trigger?

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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