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Postby big_countryks » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:29 pm

Rules to Enter Kansas:

Applies to each person as they enter Kansas.
Learn & remember:
East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.
You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your
Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are cattle & feed lots.
That's what they smell like to you.
They smell like money to us.
Get over it.
Don't like it?
I-70 goes east and west, I-35 goes north and south.
Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 car.
We're impressed.
We have $150,000 wheat combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves.
It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept, you whinny-assed elitest.

6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of Ducks are coming in, we
WILL shoot it out of your hand.
You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat catfish & calf fries.
You really want sushi & caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of pheasant season.
It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of
November.

9. We open doors for women.
That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu.
Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2
pounds of ham & turkey.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats,
vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and
Picante Sauce.
Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Malibu call that stuff
you eat... It AINT REAL CHILI!!
Chili was born and bred in Abilene.... and real chili never met
ground turkey!

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and
served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be
cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

13. Butler County,K-State and High School Football is as important
here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to
watch.

14. Yeah, we have golf courses.
But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

15. Colleges? Try Butler County JUCO,KU, K-State, Washburn, or
abunch a' others.
They come outa there with an education plus a love for God and
country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for
the holidays.

16. Our state is home to "The Big Red One," so if you feel
inclined to flip the bird to one of us in the vicinity of Junction
City, you'll get your happy, flabby eastern/California ass whipped
by the best!

17. Always remember what our great native son, Gen. Eisenhower once
said:

"Kansas can make it without the United States,
but the United States can't make it without Kansas."

God BLESS KANSAS!!!
"When the Buffalo are gone, we will hunt mice, for we are hunters, and we want our freedom..." (Sitting Bull)
"Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15." (Ronald W. Reagan)
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Postby Mallyard » Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:34 pm

I like it... I like it alot!

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Aim for their lips...
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Postby SCoutdoorsman » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:54 pm

:laughing: :thumbsup:
Everyone must believe in something and I believe I'll go hunting. When men bond something must die.
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Postby Pete-pec » Fri Jan 07, 2005 6:07 pm

Ditto for Wisconsin :salude:
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Postby Duckhunter16 » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:33 pm

GET'ER DONE
IF IT FLIES IT DIES

I am a member of peta
People Eating Tasty Animals
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Postby ACEBLDRS » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:11 pm

big country, You got it right. I spent my first 22 years in southwest KS, and the last 6 in Califoria, And your list is pretty on the money.

Don't get me wrong i love CA, but i'm all KS. It sounds like are schools are a little mixed up though. I'm a Hutch Juco guy and a Rock Chaulk Kinda man....

By the way have you seen dorthy and toto lately, That just never gets old....
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

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Die' en ain't much of a livin' son.
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Postby CALLEMQUACKTN » Sat May 07, 2005 7:24 pm

:withstupid: Those rules sound like they were made for TN.
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