Okay, here goes.
Since this is the time of year that this forum is inundated with new folks wishing to go a-field in search of some fowl and things can be confusing, I am offering my services to help these folks.
It's not a guide service, but for $500 bucks I will show new people how to hunt the area near where they live. I have a boat and will travel. I will take the folks out and show them areas on their water that should be good places to hunt. We can go on Sundays and we'll even get their super early so you can see the sun come up.
For an extra 500 I will teach how to prep, stage and launch a boat in a manner that won't get your tires slashed. This fee will also cover some super secret techniques for decoy storage etc.
The premium package is a bargain at only $1200 and will contain a simulated hunt in which we will set up the blind, demonstrate decoy spread techniques, calling training and how to not pie-face birds and still get the first shot off.
The benefits will last you a lifetime, will make you more confident on the water and soon you can be condescending on the internet too!!!
I have hunted the storied waters of Virginia for 15 years and I have thousands of posts on several internet forums. My wisdom has been dispersed for free over the last ten years on these forums but the seminars condense these posts into a veritable moonshine of duck killing information. The time saved using the search function is worth 500 bucks alone.