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HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby DuckManClyde » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:29 am

so guys, i finally get a chance to jump in on the peak migration and my mom says it too dangerous with all the deer hunters around here, i tried explaining it to her, but she doesnt care and shes shutting me season down early HELP! :help: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby OGblackcloud » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:30 am

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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:31 am

Post pics of your mom and we can see about helping you out.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby luie b » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:32 am

God I hope you're trolling. How old are you that your mother runs your life enough to keep you from hunting.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby TrapperRob » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:32 am

How old are you?

Do you still live in her house?

If you are younger than 18 and still live with her, I bet you can guess the answer.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:35 am

Just tell her that your really bored. Tell her if you can't duck hunt, your going to take up smoking pot and walking around the house in your underwear and lay on the couch all day.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby go get the bird » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:38 am

Tell her you are going to start bringing home stray cats and letting them loose in her bedroom while she sleeps until she let's you go hunting.

If that doesn't work, start bringing home the homeless.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby T Man » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:39 am

I wont hunt public during rifle season. The majority of rifle hunters are responsible but it takes one person with Buck fever to change things forever.

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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:39 am

go get the bird wrote:Tell her you are going to start bringing home stray cats and letting them loose in her bedroom while she sleeps until she let's you go hunting.

If that doesn't work, start bringing home the homeless.


Dude I can visualize you doing that as a kid... You did this didn't you?
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby go get the bird » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:41 am

wanapasaki wrote:
go get the bird wrote:Tell her you are going to start bringing home stray cats and letting them loose in her bedroom while she sleeps until she let's you go hunting.

If that doesn't work, start bringing home the homeless.


Dude I can visualize you doing that as a kid... You did this didn't you?

Let's just say I wore the pants.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:41 am

T Man wrote:I wont hunt public during rifle season.

Shouted from the bottom of a well


Said the biggest pansy ever to duck hunt
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby T Man » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:49 am

wanapasaki wrote:
T Man wrote:I wont hunt public during rifle season.

Shouted from the bottom of a well


Said the biggest pansy ever to duck hunt


Sorry san fran I said I wont hunt public, not that I wont hunt

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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby i_willie12 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:49 am

TrapperRob wrote:How old are you?

Do you still live in her house?

If you are younger than 18 and still live with her, I bet you can guess the answer.


^^This!! Try and explain the unliklyhood of you being shot... But we all know what momma says.. goes!
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby WTN10 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:52 am

wanapasaki wrote:Just tell her that your really bored. Tell her if you can't duck hunt, your going to take up smoking pot and walking around the house in your underwear and lay on the couch all day.


Best advice in the thread.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:53 am

WTN10 wrote:
wanapasaki wrote:Just tell her that your really bored. Tell her if you can't duck hunt, your going to take up smoking pot and walking around the house in your underwear and lay on the couch all day.


Best advice in the thread.

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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:54 am

I know folks who have been shot and shot at, and I've had a couple experiences of my own on public ground that have been enough to convince me it ain't worth it.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby whisperin' duck » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:55 am

wanapasaki wrote:Just tell her that your really bored. Tell her if you can't duck hunt, your going to take up smoking pot and walking around the house in your underwear and lay on the couch all day.


OR you're going to have unprotected sex with the guys you hunt with. That'll teach her!
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:56 am

whisperin' duck wrote:
wanapasaki wrote:Just tell her that your really bored. Tell her if you can't duck hunt, your going to take up smoking pot and walking around the house in your underwear and lay on the couch all day.


OR you're going to have unprotected sex with the guys you hunt with. That'll teach her!


LOL then she is really never going to let him go whisper :lol3:
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby Boocephus » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:58 am

DuckManClyde wrote:so guys, i finally get a chance to jump in on the peak migration and my mom says it too dangerous with all the deer hunters around here, i tried explaining it to her, but she doesnt care and shes shutting me season down early HELP! :help: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:fingerpt: Better do as she say's, momma knows's best.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:59 am

momma says that gata's are mad cuz dey got all dem teeth an no tooth brush to brush with
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:02 pm

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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby Boocephus » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:02 pm

wanapasaki wrote:momma says that gata's are mad cuz dey got all dem teeth an no tooth brush to brush with

and there arms are to short
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby wanapasaki » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:03 pm

Boocephus wrote:
wanapasaki wrote:momma says that gata's are mad cuz dey got all dem teeth an no tooth brush to brush with

and there arms are to short

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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby WTN10 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:04 pm

wanapasaki wrote:momma says that gata's are mad cuz dey got all dem teeth an no tooth brush to brush with


What I thought when I read the thread.
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Re: HELP ME OUT HERE

Postby JuniorPre 360 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:04 pm

whisperin' duck wrote:
wanapasaki wrote:Just tell her that your really bored. Tell her if you can't duck hunt, your going to take up smoking pot and walking around the house in your underwear and lay on the couch all day.


OR you're going to have unprotected sex with the guys you hunt with. That'll teach her!

One must look at and possibly try all of the possibilities here.
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