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Pet peeves

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:13 pm

GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director


Just kill her with a snake. You know, make it look like an accident.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:15 pm

BurnettGunner wrote:When I start a thread and someone says "we already talked about that 5 years ago".


DO A SEARCH!
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby GomerPyle » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:16 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Just kill her with a snake. You know, make it look like an accident.


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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:17 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
BurnettGunner wrote:When I start a thread and someone says "we already talked about that 5 years ago".


DO A SEARCH!

FWIW...this is like the 12 thread on pet peeves I've seen during my time here on DHC.....

So, yes, "we already talked about that 5 years ago". :hi:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby DuckManClyde » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:24 pm

hypocrites who cant take what they dish out


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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Anoldhuntersc » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:31 pm

GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



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Re: Pet peeves

Postby GomerPyle » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:32 pm

Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween



Feel better now?


A little......lol
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OGblackcloud » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:42 pm

Gomer , Hook a brother up . Get her # for me :lol3:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Anoldhuntersc » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:45 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
BurnettGunner wrote:When I start a thread and someone says "we already talked about that 5 years ago".


DO A SEARCH!

FWIW...this is like the 12 thread on pet peeves I've seen during my time here on DHC.....

So, yes, "we already talked about that 5 years ago". :hi:



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Re: Pet peeves

Postby JuniorPre 360 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:46 pm

What about when the dirtneck office chick is talking to her girlfriend in the office way too loud about their political opinions and how well Obama is doing?

Or laughing extremely loud at youtube videos while you are on an important call?

Or the fact she makes more than you for doing half the work you do?

Are we in the same office?!?!
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby KaceyDucks » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:47 pm

Liberals

Communists

Socialists

People who ask if I watch duck dynasty because I am wearing a DU hat.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:50 pm

JuniorPre 360 wrote:Or laughing extremely loud at youtube videos while you are on an important call?


Listen Junior, there is nothing more important than watching YouTube videos.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:53 pm

GomerPyle wrote:
Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



Feel better now?


A little......lol


I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:54 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



Feel better now?


A little......lol


I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


I bet she's a fat chick with undersized clothes and loose morals
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby quacknstack6 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:55 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



Feel better now?


A little......lol


I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


I bet she's a fat chick with undersized clothes and loose morals

so like fabio, that must be your dream woman.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby GomerPyle » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:57 pm

OGblackcloud wrote:Gomer , Hook a brother up . Get her # for me :lol3:


Locked&Loaded wrote:I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


have y'all ever watched that Honey Boo Boo show? she could be the mom's [just slightly] more attractive sister......imagine a giant fist, with a face.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 1:57 pm

quacknstack6 wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



Feel better now?


A little......lol


I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


I bet she's a fat chick with undersized clothes and loose morals

so like fabio, that must be your dream woman.


Fabio is just a little guy, hes a buck fifty soaking wet maybe.

There is nothing wrong with a thick chick that is morally challenged
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby ScaupHunter » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:01 pm

Are you saying that loose flabby lips inflate your ship?
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:04 pm

GomerPyle wrote:
OGblackcloud wrote:Gomer , Hook a brother up . Get her # for me :lol3:


Locked&Loaded wrote:I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


have y'all ever watched that Honey Boo Boo show? she could be the mom's [just slightly] more attractive sister......imagine a giant fist, with a face.


:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: yikes
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:06 pm

ScaupHunter wrote:Are you saying that loose flabby lips inflate your ship?


Depends on which lips Scaup
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:08 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



Feel better now?


A little......lol


I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


I bet she's a chick with undersized clothes and loose morals


Interesting how just one 3-letter word removed from your sentence completely changes the game for me.
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby Bloke » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:08 pm

God foresaken skinny jeans... for men. ***?
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:10 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
Anoldhuntersc wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:people who get in the right lane at a stoplight, even though they're going straight, thereby preventing everyone behind them from turning right on red.

the women in the office that "baby talk" constantly

the dirtneck office chick that constantly says "they better redneckognize" when someone pisses her off

the dirtneck office chick that looks at my homemade deer chili and says "I don't trust wild game", while she's chowing down on a McDonalds McRib and chicken nuggets (God knows what's in those...)

the dirtneck office chick that has been blaring Christmas Music from her computer since the day after Halloween

the dirtneck office chick that got promoted from an unnecessary part-time position that was created solely to give her a job to an unnecessary FULL-Time position, 2 days after 3 good employees were "eliminated" due to budget constraints...

the dirtneck office chick that get's away with all this schitt because one of her parents is our Global HR director



Feel better now?


A little......lol


I would like to see a picture of this dirtneck office chick.


I bet she's a chick with undersized clothes and loose morals


Interesting how just one 3-letter word removed from your sentence completely changes the game for me.


Haha. drop that 3 letter word and magic Mike is back to dancin
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OGblackcloud » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:10 pm

:huh:
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Re: Pet peeves

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:13 pm

OGblackcloud wrote::huh:


he dropped fat from my original post OG
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