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Any ladies on the site?

Postby h2ofwlr » Mon Jan 31, 2005 3:51 pm

A couple of lady friends of mine sent these jokes to me. I figured the ladies would get a bigger kick out of them, but the men folk will smile too I suspect.


Four Catholic ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father,'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace,'"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence,'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She finally replies, "Well, my son is a gorgeous, 6' 2," hardbodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, everyone says, "Oh, my God...."




TRAVELING BY TRAIN


Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.

They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.


When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.

"Watch and learn," answer the women.

When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.

The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."

Why do men ever think they are smarter than women!!!???
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
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Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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