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For all the SEC football fans

Postby TNmatt83 » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:50 am

My dad sent me this and i cried i laughed so hard. My favorite is the one about Florida :yes:



SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries





ALABAMA:

Saudi Arabia. Once a proud kingdom, torn up by

infighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see

below), with a nagging Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing

them down.



LSU:

Iran. Current superpower in the region but it will all

come crashing down because they have a highly

functioning retard as a leader.



TENNESSEE:

Iraq. Got a bunch of history but the country as a

whole is going in the tank and they will kill

themselves off before it's all over.



FLORIDA:

Syria. Evil douche bags who will stoop to whatever

level they need to win. No real history to speak of

but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.



GEORGIA:

Kuwait. Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but

still vulnerable to Iraq.



AUBURN:

Al Qaeda. No country just a movement of disgruntled

fanatics who live to blow up those who are more

fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down

the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing the Arabians

for 6years is the crowning achievement in their

history. Signing day was a major setback to the

movement. They'll be looking for a new leader soon.



ARKANSAS:

Palestinian territories. No one really cares or

worries about them unless they can be of some use

(i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran

that causes a bit of shake up in rankings)



MISSISSIPPI STATE:

Qatar. Where the &%*$#@! is Qatar?



OLE MISS:

Afghanistan. Not much going for it, but hot women.



VANDERBILT:

Israel. Just leave them alone for God's sake. What did

they ever do to you?



KENTUCKY:

Morocco. Not really part of the Middle East. Has other

things to do than fight (or play football)



SOUTH CAROLINA:

Libya. Had a charismatic leader in a land of

nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he

doesn't have a whole heck of a lot to back it up with.
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Postby gadwall getter » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:17 am

ya that pretty much sums up the SEC........ but thats fine with me go USC TROJANS!!!!!
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Postby CarlyleHunter » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:48 pm

Go GEORGIA BULLDOGS!!
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