Favorite movie lines

[Fsbirdhouse]

Locked&Loaded mentioned it, about another movie...OK. I'll bite!

Here's mine...see if you can guess the movie.
"Must I kiss the hand that beats me, lick the boot that kicks me...NO! I would rather spend my life in this a dirty hole, then to escape to fight again for things I do not believe, against people I do not a hate."

[Rat Creek]

I usually lean toward comedies. Christmas Vacation was loaded with great lines.

[Rat Creek]

I use this one regularly when someone in our operations has a conniption fit about a customer request and rather than just saying no, they bob and weave around providing five minutes of rationalization.

[California Sprig]

General Jack Ripper from Dr. Strangelove - : He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

And of course - Do you realise that fluoridation - is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

And finally from General Jack Ripper - There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

[Locked&Loaded]

Favorite quote from one of the greatest pieces of American literature ever written .... and later became a movie:

Each one of us here today will at one time in our lives look upon a loved one who is in need and ask the same question: We are willing to help, Lord, but what, if anything, is needed? For it is true we can seldom help those closest to us. Either we don't know what part of ourselves to give or, more often than not, the part we have to give is not wanted. And so it is those we live with and should know who elude us. But we can still love them - we can love completely without complete understanding.

[OGblackcloud]

To deep for me

[Rat Creek]

To deep for me

No kidding. I went with - So you're telling me there is a chance. (Dumb and Dumber)

And others are quoting..... I have no idea. Now I know why I struggled to make Cs in English Literature.

[Rat Creek]

Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.

[Locked&Loaded]

To deep for me

No kidding. I went with - So you're telling me there is a chance. (Dumb and Dumber)

And others are quoting..... I have no idea. Now I know why I struggled to make Cs in English Literature.

A river runs through it.

I'll dumb it down a bit:

"My old man could fix a fuse faster than a jack rabbit on a date."

[Locked&Loaded]

"You sure are cocky for a starvin pilgrim."

[Rat Creek]

I'll dumb it down a bit:

"My old man could fix a fuse faster than a jack rabbit on a date."

Thank you. That is right in my wheelhouse.

[Rat Creek]

Two from Planes, Trains and Automobiles (BTW, a great movie)

From the scene where they share a bed in a hotel.

Neal: Where is your other hand Del?
Del: Between two pillows....
(strategic pause)
Neal: Those aren't pillows!!!


The airport scene when Del sees the flight crew get off the plane.

"There is no way we are getting out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than we will getting out of here before daybreak."

I love that movie.

[Locked&Loaded]

Two from Planes, Trains and Automobiles (BTW, a great movie)

From the scene where they share a bed in a hotel.

Neal: Where is your other hand Del?
Del: Between two pillows....
(strategic pause)
Neal: Those aren't pillows!!!


The airport scene when Del sees the flight crew get off the plane.

"There is no way we are getting out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than we will getting out of here before daybreak."

I love that movie.

This is a great movie! Another good one from this flick is, "Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel?"

[Mike the Fox]

“YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY!” How the hell do they know where we’re going?


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[Boatman]

You're going to need a bigger Boat.



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[Boatman]

Dying ant much of living.

Here's to us ducks I don't give a quack



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[Slack Tide]

Ok, I know, I know that this is going to open a can of worms.....but for a 3 minute movie, it's worth discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc

[HNTFSH]

Ok, I know, I know that this is going to open a can of worms.....but for a 3 minute movie, it's worth discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc

You wanna discuss that?

[teul2]

But did you die?

It's funny because he is fat.

Tell 'em I'm coming, and hell is coming with me.

I'm your huckleberry.

Is this hotel pager friendly?

Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.

Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you

What We're Dealing With Here, Is A Complete Lack Of Respect For The Law.

There's no way, no way, you can come from my loins.

The [email protected] Germans Got Nothin' To Do With It!

Let me have a Dr. Pepper, a Diablo sandwich, and make it fast I’m in a [email protected] hurry.

[Slack Tide]

Ok, I know, I know that this is going to open a can of worms.....but for a 3 minute movie, it's worth discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc

You wanna discuss that?

Weird, right?

[HNTFSH]

Ok, I know, I know that this is going to open a can of worms.....but for a 3 minute movie, it's worth discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc

You wanna discuss that?

Weird, right?

I thought Teachers got background checks.

[Boatman]

He won't be a teacher long with posts like that

[Dep6]

"Remind me when I get home to punch yo momma in the mouth!!"

[Rat Creek]

It's funny because he is fat.

Fat, Drunk, And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.

Good list, but these two are the standouts.

[Locked&Loaded]

Ok, I know, I know that this is going to open a can of worms.....but for a 3 minute movie, it's worth discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc

What the hell did I just watch?
The youtube comments are pretty entertaining. "Florida Walmart Black Friday Surveillance Video."