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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking sperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
 

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Hey now!

I watch the weather channel so I know when it going to rain and the ducks and geese will fly low and decoy better. I STILL have a frigde in the basement that is the BEER fridge and I used to meet at my buddies house, when single to drink a case of beer between the three of us before going out. Since he live right next to the strip club. :salude: :mrgreen: :cool: :thumbsup:

Oh those days. :cool: Still never dated a stripper, They looked real nice but what mental baggage they where dragging around. :tounge:
 

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dukhnter7 said:
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
I seem to remember racking up about $300 in alcohol at Quackers and giving a pitcher of beer to the dude with no neck after the great bulldog arm wrestling debacle. Oh, and the great Wild Turkey dance. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
 

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likesbigspreads said:
How about you buy a mini-van :eek:
NEVER!!!!!!!!!! :mrgreen: No way, nope, nyet. I know may guys have said this and still lost the fight. It's sad really.
I'm gonna be one of those guys that says that. I'll put up a good fight before I ever get a mini van. I might settle for a 4x4 Tahoe or something, but never a van.
 

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bgoldhunter said:
...and I'm only 28. Guess 2 kids make ya old before you know it.
Are you sure it is the kids? I coulda swore it was the nagging from the wife that makes you old. :yes:
I'm telling myself that only half of these apply to me, so I'm really not that old.... :smile:

bgold, I think that admin is right, I only have one child....it has to be the nagging wife :toofunny:
 

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Turn that down!!! The truth of it hurts my ears. :umm: Hope the wife never logs on here for a look around. :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Don't shoot till you see their toe nails.
 
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