True, mine is similar, I understand. Luckily her maiden name wasn't Bobbit?When I knew my wife was mad, I said, "I'm sorry, I've been goofing off and saying things like that to your sister for years." She replied with, "Geeeezus you can't say things like that to her husband" and I could tell from the fire in her eyes, I was about to get the whole can of whoop arse. What I've learned about people who rarely get mad is that when they finally do, they seem to have years of pent-up emotion and frustration that comes to the surface all at once and it's best to apologize and keep your mouth shut so as to not make matters any worse. Hard to explain how terrifying a 115lb woman can be.