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They had the new movie on tonight on Comedy Channel

Larry: I was at Hootters the other week. My are the gals shorts ever getting shorter. If they get any shorter the FDA will start requiring them to wear hair nets down below. :laughing:

Larry: My GF asked me to shave my priovates. Why on earth do they think it would be sexy when there are pimples and blood stained toilet paper swatches all over the crotch area? It looked like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck. :laughing:

So what were your ones that your liked?

BTW, They will be roasting Jeff Foxworthy March 20th on a show. Git r done!
 

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Yeah the Blue collar comedy tour 2 was awesome. Think the first was better, because of the ******* jokes, but both still awesome.

My Favorite: "Larry I Love You!"- woman in crowd

"I thought i told you to stay in the truck!!"

haha that was the best-

not that i treat woman like that :), but it was really funny. Larry did way better in this one, than the last and made the movie and tour way better.
 

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I watched Bill Engvall and Ron White last night then the women in the house had us watching Tear of the Sun or something with Bruce Willis, which was also good though.

I liked Bill's description of him and his wife deer hunting. "That's the only time I've ever kicked a woman out of a tree."

Larry used those jokes at his show that I went to in St. Louis. Great comedian and like you said, I think he's getting better also.
 

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everybody you see loves this one(well almost everybody)

i got pulled over by the hiway patrol last nigh and they said "have you been drinking?" and i said "why, i there a fat girl in my backseat?"

don't really matter who you are, that right there is funny!

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I liked the one where he goes to tulsa to see a friend and his friend is having trouble with his tenth grade son seems his son is sleeping with the school teacher, He's thinking that this is pretty cool till he remembers the boy is being home schooled..... :eek:
 

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i loved the first one, haven't seen the 2nd yet. i need to rent it or something. i think Ron White has to be the funniest man on the planet. i remember the "got thrown out a bar" joke in the 1st. i couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the night.
 

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Those fellas are in Athens (Georgia) right now filming Blue Collar TV for comedy central. You can go be part of the live audience for free so I just got my voucher and will be going Wednesday night...should be a good time. Maybe I'll be on that talking picture box.
 

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shrpshtr said:
i loved the first one, haven't seen the 2nd yet. i need to rent it or something. i think Ron White has to be the funniest man on the planet. i remember the "got thrown out a bar" joke in the 1st. i couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the night.
" i didn't know how many it was gonna take to whoop my azz but i knew how many they was gonna use. that right there is some good information to have!"

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terryg said:
shrpshtr said:
i loved the first one, haven't seen the 2nd yet. i need to rent it or something. i think Ron White has to be the funniest man on the planet. i remember the "got thrown out a bar" joke in the 1st. i couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the night.
" i didn't know how many it was gonna take to whoop my azz but i knew how many they was gonna use. that right there is some good information to have!"

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
"they call me...tater salad" :toofunny:
 

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Ron White is the funniest...

As satilites swing in geosecrenious orbit, there's some poor bastard in Flick, TX with a telegraph ...

Put the dawg on the phone & I'll tell him not to $#!^ in the house anymore ...

We're gonna make it... All the way to the scene of the crash...

I can't wait to see "Rides Again"!!! :thumbsup:
 
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