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So a man gets shipwrecked on an island with only a sheep and a sheepdog. After several days go by, the man, sheep and the sheepdog begin a routine of going to the beach every night to watch the sunset. After a few months of this, the man starts to get quite lonely. One evening there was a beautiful sunset, one with a bright red sky, the kind of romantic sunset that gets the loins a cooking. So the man nudges up real close to the sheep and begins to put his arm around it. The sheep dog having none of it begins to growl. The man stops quickly and dosen't think about again.
Several years go by. One morning the man notices the debris of another shipwreck washing ashore. Mixed in with the debris is Hillary Clinton on a piece of driftwood, the only survivor of the catostrophe. After a couple of days the man tells Hillary of their routine of watching sunsets. That evening Hillary joins them on the beach. Well wouldn't you know it was one of those romantic sunsets like a couple of years ago. There was a fiery red sky, the mood was right. The man felt the urge in his loins. So the man slowly nudges up to Hillary and whispers in her ear, would you mind taking this dog for a walk?
 
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