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I don't know why I let this get to 15 pages before I got in on it.

 

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What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

 

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Choclate cake and a tall glass of milk. Wait wrong thread.

 

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bump- seen what blue waffles means in medical terms this morning :no: :no: :no:

You mean to tell us, that you had no idea what your screen name was when you picked it?

 

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What happens when we hit 1million?

not sure

It happened about three months ago, we had a big party, everyone was there. I wore a hat.

 

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And you wonder why more girls don't get on thse forums...

 

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It's different, We trolled vegans, you are trolling fellow hunters. And after the jig was up, WE STOPPED. jus' sayin'.

But according to most of you on this site, I am not a "fellow" hunter.....

My jig is not up when you guys keep posting my name....

DING DING DING!!! Whats the lesson here?

 

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Little people make me laugh. Their so funny lookin

Just after college, I still had a roommate for a couple years. We were in a bar that had a bunch of T.V.s piped together playing some weird Bettie Page movie. They had the sound down on the movie and whatever indie music was popular 12 years ago playing. Bettie was in a bikini, dancing around with a midget. Just as the music stops between songs, my buddy looks up at the screen and sees this weirdness. He then proclaims to the entire bar at that moment of silence, "Man it would suck to be a midget". I smack him on the arm point to the bar stool next to him. Right there, a guy about our age that is a midget, sitting next to him. I've never seen someone take down a double Dewars faster.

 

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Little people make me laugh. Their so funny lookin

Just after college, I still had a roommate for a couple years. We were in a bar that had a bunch of T.V.s piped together playing some weird Bettie Page movie. They had the sound down on the movie and whatever indie music was popular 12 years ago playing. Bettie was in a bikini, dancing around with a midget. Just as the music stops between songs, my buddy looks up at the screen and sees this weirdness. He then proclaims to the entire bar at that moment of silence, "Man it would suck to be a midget". I smack him on the arm point to the bar stool next to him. Right there, a guy about our age that is a midget, sitting next to him. I've never seen someone take down a double Dewars faster.

So...

Am I kinda like your friend and your the little person?

No...

Your the guy that lost a piece of his dark glasses to a crab.

 

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It's a snake skin.

 

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You guys don't wear a condom when you goose hunt? Remember safety first.

 

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The last time I got pulled over I was doing 115 in a 55...

I call this job security

What's the fastest someone was going that you pulled over? My neighbor got a kid at 137 mph. He has the record for our county.

 

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I love it. Waffles is giving out advise on women...

 

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Speaking of boobs, my girlfriend is awesome.

 

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Speaking of boobs, my girlfriend is awesome.

I already posted this, but, I'm afraid ity was going to get lost on the last page.

 

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My wife ran and finished the Chicago Marathon yesterday. Her first. She was hopeing to finish in the 4:45 area, unfortunatly, just over 5 hrs. It was pretty warm. I'm very proud of her.

 

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Thanks for the kind words fellows, I'll pass them along.

 

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I should get a can or two of that stuff. I have an old riveted boat that has a couple leaks.

 

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I've been using a RNT Origonal for five or six season. Nice call, more of a mid range call than a highball call. I have a timber hunter and a daisy cutter that are on the backup lanyard. You can tell the difference between a $5 dollar call and the $150 call.