Remember to keep them fairly clean (no R rated ones please..., PG-13 or cleaner are OK here)
Hear about the blonde who...
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* Took her new scarf back to the store
because was too tight.
* Couldn't learn to water ski because she
couldn't find a lake with a slope.
* Can't work in a pharmacy because the
bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
* Got excited because she finished a
jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4
years."
* Was trapped on an escalator for hours
when the power went out.
* Couldn't call 911 because there was no
11 on any phone button.
* When asked what the capital of
California was, answered "C."
* Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of
water won't fit into one of those little packets.
* Got hurt when she fell out of the tree
while raking leaves.
* Changes the baby's diaper only once a
month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."
* After losing in a breaststroke swimming
competition, complained that the other swimmers were
using their arms. (HAHAHAHA)
* What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"?
A blonde at a flashing red light.
* Two blondes are trying to get into their
car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's
starting to rain, and the top is down."
Hear about the blonde who...
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* Took her new scarf back to the store
because was too tight.
* Couldn't learn to water ski because she
couldn't find a lake with a slope.
* Can't work in a pharmacy because the
bottles won't fit into the typewriter.
* Got excited because she finished a
jigsaw puzzle in six months. The box had said "2 to 4
years."
* Was trapped on an escalator for hours
when the power went out.
* Couldn't call 911 because there was no
11 on any phone button.
* When asked what the capital of
California was, answered "C."
* Can't make KoolAid because eight cups of
water won't fit into one of those little packets.
* Got hurt when she fell out of the tree
while raking leaves.
* Changes the baby's diaper only once a
month because the label said "Good up to 20 pounds."
* After losing in a breaststroke swimming
competition, complained that the other swimmers were
using their arms. (HAHAHAHA)
* What goes "vroomscreechvroomscreech"?
A blonde at a flashing red light.
* Two blondes are trying to get into their
car using a coat hanger when one says, "Hurry, it's
starting to rain, and the top is down."