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Men, Catholic ladies, ghost lovers and hip hop/rap music people today--have I missed anybody? :mrgreen: :tounge: :laughing:

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Oh and now colored spiked hair kids the media and even old men too. :yes:

If you did not like the jokes--then why did you read them? :thumbsup:
 

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I'm offended that you left out other members of the armed service from your joke. :pissed: I shall never read anything you write again. Now let me tell you about your dog.... I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING.
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h2ofwlr said:
Men, Catholic ladies, ghost lovers and hip hop/rap music people today--have I missed anybody?
Have any Truck Driver Jokes?

would like to see if there is any Insulting ones out there.............Who said you was Insulting them ?
 

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Snafu518 said:
OK....What did the truck driver get on his IQ test?

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You'd be Surprised!

90% of the Truck Drivers Now adays are Rocket Scientests or Brain Surgens!

5% are "Bubbas"

3% are Skirt Chasers and the other 2% are just Wishing they had gotten into some other type of job like maybe a Rocket Scientest or Brain Surgen.

I fall in that little 2%. Hate it but it pays the bills, SOMETIMES!
 

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Snafu518 said:
Woody... You have to know I was kidding. I respect that job more than you know.
Oh, I understand, you are having fun....I'm Not taking anything personal, Just saying how things have gotten in the past 8 years Since I started Driving.

You'd be Surprised on the IQ's! Thats all I was refering too.

You have not insulted me :thumbsup:

Years, Many Years ago, Truck Drivers were guys that didn't have any Future in doing anthing other then just Turning a Steering Wheel.

Now adays, it is just about Everyone.

I Would like to hear some Insulting Truck Driver Jokes! :thumbsup: Gets BORING hearing the Same old SWIFT Jokes Day After Day!

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Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic,

Sure Wish I Finished Training

Some of the others are not PG13 so I can not post them!

Let the Truck Driver jokes Fly :laughing:
 

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And NO. I don't Drive one of the SWIFT Trucks.

Couldn't Stand Being passed Everyday by the "Blue Hairs" From Canada heading to Florida for the Winter doing only 35 mph! :laughing: :mrgreen: :yes:
 

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Here is one with a little one of everyone involved.

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
 

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Numerous interesting things here: a priest, a truck driver (rocket scientist or skirt - chaser?). Dead lawyer - humm, nice idea :laughing: . Add to this Catholic ladies :eek: (got my attention). Glad to see that the humor is back. Thanks, h2o & SC .
 

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why don't truck drivers ever stop having sex?

they just get a new "peterbilt"... :)

my father-in-law owns a trucking company. he makes about $250k/year too. i keep telling myself i am in the wrong line of work.. :pissed: you have never met a man that knows more about building old cars/motors/etc. very intelligent.
 
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