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A lady I work with, who refuses to acknowledge that Creepy Joe is the problem, is considering trading the family cars for electrics given the $5 per gallon gas. Someone on our call had the audacity to do the math and figure out the electric cars would need to last for 250K to 500K miles to reach a breakeven point, and that is not taking into account the price of electricity to charge them or replacing batteries. Soooo, there really is no breakeven point.

What a buzz kill.
 

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The woke mob got their panties in a wad over some satire story the Babylon Bee did, and got them canceled off twitter. In response, the Babylon Bee has stepped up their game and is really taking aim at stupid woke stuff. I see far more BB stories now than before the woke mob went after them and for that, I say thank you.

It's not really funny becaue some of it is horrifyingly accurate as to what is going on in some places around the country.
There was a woman who served as a senior policy advisor in the education cabinet of the Ronald Reagan administration back in the 1980s named Charlotte Iserbyt. While she was there she discovered a plan to dumb down and condition the next generations of students in order to weaken society into socialism. She wrote a book about it titled; The Deliberate Dumbing Down of America.
 

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TURKEY—Anthropologists have uncovered a cache of sealed jars near the city of Terme which could shed light on the sudden collapse of the mysterious all-female Amazon tribe. The warrior women, though proficient in archery and horseback, likely starved to death because they couldn't get any jars open, say experts.

"There were no refrigerators in the ancient world," explained Dr. Grastut Miluakee, an anthropology professor at Oxford University. "Most food, if it could not be cured or pickled, had to be eaten promptly. Bread, monkey brains, what have you—would spoil in a matter of days if not hours."

He continued, "It is likely that they lost a regular source of food and were forced to eat their preserves, which they could not access. The mighty Amazon warriors simply starved to death because they were too stubborn to ask the neighboring Trojans for aid."

The conclusion reached by a consensus of anthropologists has been criticized for the implication there are distinct biological differences between men and women. It has also been the opinion of some scholars that the tomboyish Amazon women would have at least been able to smash jars open by throwing them against rocks.

Oxford anthropologists called in a sociologist to explain the apparent difficulty.

"My wife can't stand it when I break or throw away some jar without asking. She's always like—'Hey! I could've used that for my pickled rhubarb or whatever!' and then I never hear the end of it," said Dr. Edward Zieglefroyd. "The Amazons were likely the same."

"Because they're women."

At publishing time, the research has influenced new storylines for the popular Wonder Woman comic book. In the latest issue, she saves the tribe by calling on Kryptonians to help open all their food jars.

:D:D:D
 

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TURKEY—Anthropologists have uncovered a cache of sealed jars near the city of Terme which could shed light on the sudden collapse of the mysterious all-female Amazon tribe. The warrior women, though proficient in archery and horseback, likely starved to death because they couldn't get any jars open, say experts.

"There were no refrigerators in the ancient world," explained Dr. Grastut Miluakee, an anthropology professor at Oxford University. "Most food, if it could not be cured or pickled, had to be eaten promptly. Bread, monkey brains, what have you—would spoil in a matter of days if not hours."

He continued, "It is likely that they lost a regular source of food and were forced to eat their preserves, which they could not access. The mighty Amazon warriors simply starved to death because they were too stubborn to ask the neighboring Trojans for aid."

The conclusion reached by a consensus of anthropologists has been criticized for the implication there are distinct biological differences between men and women. It has also been the opinion of some scholars that the tomboyish Amazon women would have at least been able to smash jars open by throwing them against rocks.

Oxford anthropologists called in a sociologist to explain the apparent difficulty.

"My wife can't stand it when I break or throw away some jar without asking. She's always like—'Hey! I could've used that for my pickled rhubarb or whatever!' and then I never hear the end of it," said Dr. Edward Zieglefroyd. "The Amazons were likely the same."

"Because they're women."

At publishing time, the research has influenced new storylines for the popular Wonder Woman comic book. In the latest issue, she saves the tribe by calling on Kryptonians to help open all their food jars.

:D:D:D
I cannot provide all the details of my fantasies but an all female warrior culture pretty much tops the list. I just need to bring the pizza I guess. :cool:
 
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