The timing couldn't have been more perfect for you. You were spinin here a good line of bull and that copperhead help you just put the icing on the cake. :thumbsup:
Mrs. 'Cephus Meets Mr. Congo
The wife & I were sittin' out side this evenin' doin' that "communicatin' thing that they hear on Oprah... better now than durin' duck season. She had was tellin' me how she ran over a snake this mornin' at the end of our street & I was tellin' her how sometimes the snakes mate wil hunt the snake killer down, i.e. Black Momba. She said I was full of sumpin', as she don't like spiders & snakes, when to both of our surprise a snake sticks it head up along the edge of our yard & driveway about 3ft from her... she about $#!^ down both legs. Mr Congo is now in heaven... the post mortum concluded the the snake was indeed a Copperhead. :umm:
Ya'll needed to be there... fine high quality ******* entertainment at it's best. Ya'll should've seen the look on her face after a quick internet search on Black Mamba's. :laughing:
Ya'll needed to be there... fine high quality ******* entertainment at it's best. Ya'll should've seen the look on her face after a quick internet search on Black Mamba's. :laughing:
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Now that is good times!!
And dont you hate it when they get all these ideas in thier minds 'bout sharing feelings, and talkin 'bout work days, RRRRGGHH. Darn Dr. Phil AND Opera!!! :hammering:
-Stouff
Now that is good times!!
And dont you hate it when they get all these ideas in thier minds 'bout sharing feelings, and talkin 'bout work days, RRRRGGHH. Darn Dr. Phil AND Opera!!! :hammering:
-Stouff
Cephus that is great. Them copperheads can have a nasty bite too. I had a weim get bit by one a few years back, her muzzle swellled up like crazy.
This kinda reminds me of a story I have about my girlfriend. We were floatin' down a river and I pulled up on a gravel bar to do some fishin'. Right when we pull up, a snake swims over by the boat and I shoo it off. Well Ms. Princess decides to lay down in the canoe with a hat over her eyes. I saw that as a great opportunity. :thumbsup: I tell her Jenn hold still the snake is crawling in the boat, and she goes to take off the hat. I tell her no it might bite you in the face, this was so I could could sneak up on her and drop my soft plastic lure right on her stomach. Oh man you should have seen her jump out of that canoe. Then she's screaming where is it, where is it? Things worked out just perfect, just like in Cephus' story. :mrgreen:
This kinda reminds me of a story I have about my girlfriend. We were floatin' down a river and I pulled up on a gravel bar to do some fishin'. Right when we pull up, a snake swims over by the boat and I shoo it off. Well Ms. Princess decides to lay down in the canoe with a hat over her eyes. I saw that as a great opportunity. :thumbsup: I tell her Jenn hold still the snake is crawling in the boat, and she goes to take off the hat. I tell her no it might bite you in the face, this was so I could could sneak up on her and drop my soft plastic lure right on her stomach. Oh man you should have seen her jump out of that canoe. Then she's screaming where is it, where is it? Things worked out just perfect, just like in Cephus' story. :mrgreen:
i played a trick similar to y'alls on my wife once.....once! (in my best johnny dangerously impression.) it was with a spider though and i still feel the pain of that one from time to time.
quack, that's classic. it sounds like the timing couldn't have been better! :thumbsup:
quack, that's classic. it sounds like the timing couldn't have been better! :thumbsup:
The 1st year we married there was this BIG plastic halloween novelty spider that would show up in the damnedest places, but thats another thread... 
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:hammering: :laughing: :yes:gee..no one seems to concerned about how that poor snake felt about all this. :thumbsup:
good one 'ceph!! nothing is better than when a series of events happens to perfectly coincide with a good line of BS. :laughing:
good one 'ceph!! nothing is better than when a series of events happens to perfectly coincide with a good line of BS. :laughing:
Clearly you all have death wishes... especially Gsphunter! I have to ask -- is that a current or former girlfriend?
Good time gret memories :thumbsup:
Yeah GSP you lucky to still be alive after that as well as if she is still with you :toofunny:
Yeah GSP you lucky to still be alive after that as well as if she is still with you :toofunny:
Oh yeah we are still together 2 years and counting. That happened abouot 2 weeks ago. She's pretty good about that kind of stuff too, although I guess you have to be if you spend as much time with me as she does. The best part was telling her to put the hat back over her eyes so I could sneak up on her. :laughing:
I've seen those Black Mambos on Duckmen DVDs. From what Phil says, they're bad ass.
My Moms and Pops live in Western Tennessee, and they have a bad snake problem on the hill where they live. Cottonmouths. I've went home a couple of weeks ago, and saw mating season for snakes!! WOW! you talk about crazy! Those little slithery bastards will bawl up in groups of 8-10. Had to get out the Super Black Eagle II, and unleash some fury.
A 3 1/2 Nitro Magnum Steel shot will reak havoc on 8 snakes wraped up in a ball!
My Moms and Pops live in Western Tennessee, and they have a bad snake problem on the hill where they live. Cottonmouths. I've went home a couple of weeks ago, and saw mating season for snakes!! WOW! you talk about crazy! Those little slithery bastards will bawl up in groups of 8-10. Had to get out the Super Black Eagle II, and unleash some fury.
A 3 1/2 Nitro Magnum Steel shot will reak havoc on 8 snakes wraped up in a ball!
that i would like to have seen.waylon said:I've seen those Black Mambos on Duckmen DVDs. From what Phil says, they're bad ass.
My Moms and Pops live in Western Tennessee, and they have a bad snake problem on the hill where they live. Cottonmouths. I've went home a couple of weeks ago, and saw mating season for snakes!! WOW! you talk about crazy! Those little slithery bastards will bawl up in groups of 8-10. Had to get out the Super Black Eagle II, and unleash some fury.
A 3 1/2 Nitro Magnum Steel shot will reak havoc on 8 snakes wraped up in a ball!
That is absolutely hillarious. :toofunny:
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