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Finish the line up with your own. :thumbsup:

Mallyard was hunting ducks one morning when all of sudden a....
 

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instinctively he shoots at it only to hit his own decoys :eek: completely missing the carp. The carp continues to devour his duck decoys one right after the other, slurp, slurp, slurp and then he...
 

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makes a fine, fine cracker dip, smoke it, then add cream cheeses and butter, add ritz crackers, make you slap your momma. Then the game warden asked " Can I see your migratory Carp permit?".
 

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I need a migratory carp permit? B bu but... I didn't think I needed a migratory carp permit??? As he starts to quiver as the GW whip out his ticket book. The GW says restituiton for giant carp is $10,000, pay it now or...
 

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And just then a fast flying teal swept through and hit the gw in the side of the head, knocking him cold. He forgets everything he saw, and the giant carp floats down the river, scaring up ducks along the way that...
 

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looked like that just came out of no where. Swarms and swarms of ducks began to lift off the horizon causing a eclipse effect. Mallyard then
 

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...targetting him so bad that he is starting to look like a partially burnt marshmellow there is so much goey pooh on him. All of a sudden the GW wakes yup and draws his pistol on Mallyard and he says....
 

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click.......nothing. Dog gon it I knew I should have bought better shells than these. Im going to
 

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Made Ole' Bill wreck his 59 Chevy pick-up. Now Ole' Bill is pissed and gets his shotgun. Fire blazin from his barrel he gets to the GW amid the bodies of fallin duck and says...
 

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Takes aim at the very rare and deadly "Bloodbellied Fang Duck", thought to be spawned in the fires of hell. Taking down this beast would bring an end to this chaos. Just as he was about to fire, the GW yells....

Migratory carp stamp...I laughed all day about that...that was great.
 

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Shoot him in the blood belly! Mallyard drills it directly in the belly and as the bloody fang duck falls to the water so does every other pesky duck in the sky. Just then you see a choc lab flash through the water and....

haha migratory carp stamp.... That was good too...
 

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The other ducks only went down to protect the "temporarily stunned" Bloodbelly. The lab senses the danger and hides behind Ole' Bill's stupid monkey. The menace is far from over...
 
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