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Finish the line up with your own. :thumbsup:

Mallyard was hunting ducks one morning when all of sudden a....
 

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instinctively he shoots at it only to hit his own decoys :eek: completely missing the carp. The carp continues to devour his duck decoys one right after the other, slurp, slurp, slurp and then he...
 

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I need a migratory carp permit? B bu but... I didn't think I needed a migratory carp permit??? As he starts to quiver as the GW whip out his ticket book. The GW says restituiton for giant carp is $10,000, pay it now or...
 

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And just then a fast flying teal swept through and hit the gw in the side of the head, knocking him cold. He forgets everything he saw, and the giant carp floats down the river, scaring up ducks along the way that...
 

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looked like that just came out of no where. Swarms and swarms of ducks began to lift off the horizon causing a eclipse effect. Mallyard then
 

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...targetting him so bad that he is starting to look like a partially burnt marshmellow there is so much goey pooh on him. All of a sudden the GW wakes yup and draws his pistol on Mallyard and he says....
 

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Takes aim at the very rare and deadly "Bloodbellied Fang Duck", thought to be spawned in the fires of hell. Taking down this beast would bring an end to this chaos. Just as he was about to fire, the GW yells....

Migratory carp stamp...I laughed all day about that...that was great.
 

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Shoot him in the blood belly! Mallyard drills it directly in the belly and as the bloody fang duck falls to the water so does every other pesky duck in the sky. Just then you see a choc lab flash through the water and....

haha migratory carp stamp.... That was good too...
 
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