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Subject: Classified Ad
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-XXXX and ask for Daisy.
Over 15, 000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy
 

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Soo whats the issue. I am interested, do you still have the Phone number?

Like that joke before said

"Whats the dif between your dog and your wife?"
"After a year the dog is still happy to see you."

:laughing: :laughing: :thumbsup:

C Dubb
 

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C_DUbb said:
Soo whats the issue. I am interested, do you still have the Phone number?

Like that joke before said

"Whats the dif between your dog and your wife?"
"After a year the dog is still happy to see you."

:laughing: :laughing: :thumbsup:

C Dubb
Go to www.ajc.com. That is the Atlanta Journal Constitution web page.
 

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We are all just sluts. :laughing:
 

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Thats the kinda woman for me! :cool:

But I still like the one I heard on the Tonight Show.

It was something along the lines of:

15' PopUp camper trailer. Great condition, used only slightly. Sleeps 10-12 Naked People. $1,200 OBO

-Stouff
 
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