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I was in Food Lion today buying some chicken for beer can chicken and at the check out line as usual they have those tabloids. I seen a headline that was talking about Hillary and Bill. They said that if Hillary doesn't win the presidency then the two of them was going to get divorced. I don't read these things and don't care one way or the other, just wandering if any one had any facts about this that didn't come from a tabloid.
 

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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did For a living. All the typical answers came up -- Fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Jonny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, 'My father's an Exotic Dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, Hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Jonny aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No', the boy said, 'he works for the Democratic National Committee and is Helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
 

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that was a good one crash. i think i agree though if this said rumor was true i'm pretty sure bill would be helpin mccain out as much as possible. i know that i would
 
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