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2 antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married, the ceremony wasnt much, but the reception was great

a dyslexic walks into a bra

a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, says give me a beer and 1 for the road.

a jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "i'll serve you but dont start anything

yea, yea, i know , it's late , i'm at work, and i'm bored
 

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crewchief252 said:
2 antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married, the ceremony wasnt much, but the reception was great

a dyslexic walks into a bra

a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, says give me a beer and 1 for the road.

a jumper cable walks into a bar, the bartender says "i'll serve you but dont start anything

yea, yea, i know , it's late , i'm at work, and i'm bored
I thought I would add a couple to yours......

2 guys walk into a bar......the 3rd one ducks.

A guys walks into a bar with a seeing eye dog. He starts swinging the dog around in circles by the leash. The bartender asks "what are you doing?" The guy says i'm blind and I'm just looking around.
 

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wheres a pirate's favorite place to eat.

AARRR-BYS
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:lol: :rofl: yes i have heard of the angry pirate! she says arr ! arr !
 

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A horse walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, why the long face?"
 
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