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Maybe some of you will relate to this from New Years Eve.

The drunk in the bathroom.

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A few moments later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes to the bathroom door to investigate as to why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring the customers."

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles!"

With that said, the bartender opens the door and says, "You idiot!! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!"

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I wonder if that squirrel in 2GSPS' avatar has ever done this too? :toofunny:

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