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Firing Squad

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and John Kerry were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall, and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic, and George jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Dick Cheney was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled, and Dick pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given, Dick yelled out, "Volcano!!!"

Again the squad fell apart, and Dick slipped over the wall and escaped.

The last person, John Kerry, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall."

He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled....
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..................... "FIRE!"

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H20-- Do you think about anything besides the election???

Don't get me wrong, I hate kerry as much as anyone, but what is so great about Bush?

I can find more things I dislike about Kerry, but struggle to find much that Bush has made better over the last four years.....
 

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98ramtough said:
H20-- Do you think about anything besides the election???
Yup Ducks, geese, and women and not necessarily in that order :thumbsup:
 

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Hey, 98ramtough - I'm w/ h2o. I, too, think mostly of - & chase - women, ducks, women, geese, women, trains (yah, trains), women, &, did I mention? - women. :toofunny: Just want a country where I'm free to chase! & unfortunately you gotta watch the politicians. D****d if I'm not worried about the current batch.

Remember the war - Bush in '04.
 

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h2ofwlr said:
98ramtough said:
H20-- Do you think about anything besides the election???
Yup Ducks, geese, and women and not necessarily in that order :thumbsup:
:yes: your responses to some of this rules. dont lose your sense of humor.
 
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