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If any of youns are going to eat worm - infested duck - why not serve it to inlaws? Here's how. 1) Tell them that you're celebrating Orthodox Christmas this Friday in honor of the Ukrainians electing Viktor Yushchenko; it calls for a traditional duck dinner. Who cares whether Ukrainians eat or don't eat ducks for Christmas. (No offense to youns Ukrainians.) 2) Dont't tell them that it is "duck with worms"! No one will eat that. Instead, phrase it in French - Canard au vers(duck w/ worms); unless they know French, they'll be none the wiser. You'll seem "tres continental", very cultured. They'll be proud that their daughter found such a classy fellow. 3)Tell them "mais oui! J'est sui un chasseur du canards tres magnifique!" (But of course! I'm a very magnificent duck hunter!) 4)Don't let your wife in on the ruse! You're just trying to get rid of a d****d infested duck!
Hope this helps.
 
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