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I havn't heard or seen anything from Duffman in a while. Do you think Stouff made up his sidekick? Like maybe he paid someguy to act like his buddy on this site for a week so that we would think he actually had an accomplice to making the belt buckle, the toilet ring game, etc. I hope not, that is just sad. Stouff we like you the way you are. You don't have to make up stories to make us think your cool man.

Wheres those hug pic at.
 

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Sorry Red, texasduckblaster was bored, so i was fueling the fire. but it does make you wonder.
 

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I paid this girl I met one time to be my friend for the night but then she turned me down and then I was really depressed....................

Who knew that $5 wont buy you a friend for 8 hours?

Wait, never mind. Um....I have tons of friends.

J/K

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Maybe Duffman is real and he made up ARN to help overcome his own natural shyness....the alter ego to allow him to act like he has always wanted to, but never could himself. :thumbsup:
 

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Swamp Puppy said:
Maybe Duffman is real and he made up ARN to help overcome his own natural shyness....the alter ego to allow him to act like he has always wanted to, but never could himself. :thumbsup:
Now that is funny. I'm guessing Stouff screwed up and made a belt buckle out of his PC or something.
 

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Swamp Puppy said:
the alter ego to allow him to act like he has always wanted to, but never could himself.
I have seen this before. Guys can be extroverts on the sites but in real life are real quite. And vice versa. And there are times too they are the same in person as on the site. One never knows. :withstupid:
 

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I have seen this before. Guys can be extroverts on the sites but in real life are real quite. And vice versa. And there are times too they are the same in person as on the site. One never knows. :withstupid:
ha ha...or the guy that spends all his time posting about how ethical and responsible of a hunter he is..never skybusts, respects birds working other people's spreads (for us WMA hunters), and always does 'more' than his share of the work.....then you go hunt with the guy and it goes something like this:

6:35am - sluices hen mallard in the dekes. still 4 minutes to shoot time, but hey. what's 4 minutes between friends. and should it matter that you were still out there adjusting the left side of the spread when she landed??

6:50am - 4 hen mallards in the bag, he was nice enough to shoot your two as well as his... seeing as how they were all finishing on "his" side of the blind anyway.

7:00am - wanders off to take a pee. starts calling at ducks from his 'position' in the bushes 80 yards away from the blind.

7:02am - sees ducks working dekes..runs out of bushes and tries to make it the blind before the ducks see him....ducks fly off. he blames you for moving too much, calling too much, dog moving around, etc. etc.

7:30am - sluices a big bull sprig on "his" side..
7:31am - whacks "your" hen pintail as she circles back..

8:00am - breaks out the whisky flask...hey, it's 5 o'clock somehwere.

9:00 am - drunk and disorderly does not describe your 'partner'...100 yard shots are the norm and the "third" hen pintail has been stomped into the mud somewhere behind the blind. (why did you agree to take his boat???)

10:00am - passed out...only wakes up long enough to blow his call and make sounds like a racoon being dragged down the freeway at 60mph..once all ducks in the area are gone..he is safe to pass out again.

11:00am - regains conscioucness...declares that it is time to go and that you should start packing dekes while he checks the boat and brings it around.

11:30am - all dekes are packed..here he comes with the boat. (how long does it take to drag a boat 50 feet anyway?)

1:15pm - arrive at 'the meeting place' to drop you off at your rig..he graciously gives you all the ducks. probably figures that makes you even for the breakfast you bought him.

nah....that could never happen.... :toofunny:
 

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ACEBLDRS said:
Sorry Red, texasduckblaster was bored, so i was fueling the fire. but it does make you wonder.
We're not on speaking terms anymore..... :hammering:

Swamp Puppy said:
either that or his mom and sister just found out (the hard way) that the toilet seats are missing...... :toofunny:
......I MAY have forgotten to put it back on. But I was quikley reminded when my sister came in and was......well, not happy to say the least! :laughing:

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Stouf??? Where are ya boy??
Swamps!!! Cummon man, get it right. Repeat after me "S-t-o-u-f-f" (w/ two f's!) :hammering:

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do you think he's out with a...a....a...dare i say it.....a GIRL!!!!!

:eek: :eek:

it's all over now....
Now that is just WAAAAAY to far!!! :toofunny:

Geez, a guy goes to get a bite to eat.......... and look what happens!

I love this kinda stuff!!!! :salude:
-Stouff
 

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Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, don't it, Stouffie!!!

Ooh, I like that! Stouffie! It's like Stouffer's (sp?) but not quite!

HELP!!! Seriously, I am losing my mind. I have a final due at 5 PM tomorrow and I am here typing instead of finishing it and crawling into bed with my sleeping husband! What is WRONG with me?!?!

I'm not sure how, but I am almost positive this is somehow Duckinator's fault!

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Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, don't it, Stouffie!!!

Ooh, I like that! Stouffie!
unfotunately, that isnt the first time I've been "called" that before..... Dang- now I have the nightmare of 7th grade going thru my head!!!! :hammering:
-Stouff
 
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