I think you might get some really good ideas for a takin-a-dumpinator from the guys on the poop thread.... :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

 

Just make sure your contraption doesn't have a gun. they only come in when you don't have your gun. I was actually hunting yesterday afternoon, and after not seeing anything we began to pick up the deeks. Of course being opening weekend, I naturally tripped and dove under water. My gun was slung over my shoulder and fell off in the process. While I was fishing around for it a pair came into the spread. I also lost my decoy bag which sunk. Made for an interesting process of wading out about 200 yards, trying to keep all my decoys from floating off. I wrapped the lines because i didnt want them to get tangled, I felt that would be worse. I was probably wrong.

 

Sounds like a heck of an opener!

 

Heck i bet u could sell all your deks and put that out 20yrs from the boat and shoot a limit everday :yes:

I wonder just how many guys would buy somethin like this if someone was to market it!?!?!

 

:lol: :lol: :lol3: :clapping: :beer:

No Kidding!

 

One of the writers of an outdoor magazine (Outdoor Life I think) wrote a comedic article on the same subject some thirty years or so ago. He suggested when you go out to adjust your decoys, leave your shotgun in the blind in plain sight but stuff a second shotgun in your waders. That way you'll be ready when the ducks sneak in. He had his own ideas on when you're eating lunch or getting a cup of coffee or even when you've got your waders down. You had to read the article, it was really funny. Wish I could locate a copy of it.

 

I think you might get some really good ideas for a takin-a-dumpinator from the guys on the poop thread.... :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

:lol3: I think you're on ta sumpin'. Hey, I wonder if addin' an olfactory simulator to the takin'-a-dumpinator would be considered baitin'? We could even throw in a coupla turd decoys...it'd be lights-out for divers! :yes:

 

I think you might get some really good ideas for a takin-a-dumpinator from the guys on the poop thread.... :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

:lol3: I think you're on ta sumpin'. Hey, I wonder if addin' an olfactory simulator to the takin'-a-dumpinator would be considered baitin'? We could even throw in a coupla turd decoys...it'd be lights-out for divers! :yes:

Funny how you boys always talk about divers on sewer ponds. We've got a sewer treatment plant here with ponds that are warm year round and the only ducks I ever see on it are all the greenheads getting warmed up on their way to you guys. They love that nice steamy crap water.

 

I honestly was just was inspired to invent something because of this thread.

 

I honestly was just was inspired to invent something because of this thread.

:huh: And?

 

Funny how you boys always talk about divers on sewer ponds. We've got a sewer treatment plant here with ponds that are warm year round and the only ducks I ever see on it are all the greenheads getting warmed up on their way to you guys. They love that nice steamy crap water.

Eh, that's just a payback for knockin' our greenheads. :lol3:

Although I probably see more cans and ringnecks on the ponds than anything else, I see greenheads there too. :wink:

 

So why are greenheads so prized anyway? Aren't they the most common duck? I know they are around here, I've been feedin' 'em at the park ponds since I could walk. I honestly get tired of seein' the damn things. I can't wait to see some blacks, that's when I know the northern birds are gettin here. Although with every 10 blacks there are usually 500 mallards, which isn't all bad I guess. I think the best way to hunt would be to dump half your decoys in a pile and leave the bag with the rest floating beside 'em and put a dummy out in the water holding the bag. Same goes for goose decoys. :thumbsup:

 

Try leanin back in your blind with one eye open and start snoring, do this for about 5 min. every half hour or so.

 

we take turns walking to backside of the island getting in the boat like were gonna pick up. flawless. ducks love it. as soon as the gun goes in the bag and decoy strings start getting wond up. GAME ON

 

hmmm... Corn always seemed to work the best for me :thumbsup:

 

hmmm... Corn always seemed to work the best for me :thumbsup:

How bout having a Mojo Guy dumping a bag of corn!!!!!! There we go! Got both.. :yes:

 

hmmm... Corn always seemed to work the best for me :thumbsup:

How bout having a Mojo Guy dumping a bag of corn!!!!!! There we go! Got both.. :yes:

Perfect! :clapping: :clapping:

 

It seems putting deeks OUT is the best attractant for us. They know when my dad and brother pick them up that my dog and i are still sitting on the point loaded... but when were settin out the spread and our guns are on the bank alone... and you lean over the gunnel of the boat to pull a misguided section of mono that wrapped around a hens neck... THATS when you hear a roar of wings over your head and look up to see a cloud of feet and wings heading for your boat. The only time this happens when you have a gun is when you look up to find blue feet... daggum water chickens (coots)

 

I will take one of the taking a leak models, because it doesn't matter if we haven't seen a duck all day you go to take a leak one is going to land in the deks or buzz the tower.

 

Rowdy dog, would also be a great attractor. A dog that jumps around and breaks on the first call.